Q: How do u make a 2.5kg of fat to look good???
A: U put nipples on them...
Q: What do u do when ur girlfriend starts smoking???
A: Put some lubricant on! :p
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Q: How do u make a 2.5kg of fat to look good???
A: U put nipples on them...
Q: What do u do when ur girlfriend starts smoking???
A: Put some lubricant on! :p
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?" "A bird" the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" after a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
[URL=http://game.panlogic.net/boredmeeting.swf]then play this game![/URL]
My best thus far is only "4" :(
in the spirit of the upcoming American election:
Q. Why did John Kerry get his belly button pierced?
A. Because he heard Dubya had a Dick Cheney
A man was walking along a nudist beach when he noticed a woman sunbathing by the waters edge with no arms or legs. As she was by herself he decided to go and talk to her. After some small talk he got to the point. He asked her if she had ever had a boyfriend to which she replied no.
"Have you ever been kissed?"
"No."
"Would you like to be?"
"Yes"
So he obliged by kissing her.
"Have you ever had your breasts kissed?"
"No"
"Would you like me to?"
"Yes"
So he kissed her breasts.
"Have you ever engaged in foreplay?"
"No."
"Would you like to"
"Yes"
So he obliged.
"Have you ever been fvcked?"
"No"
"Well youre about to be , the tides coming in"
[QUOTE=crisis]A man was walking along a nudist beach when he noticed a woman sunbathing by the waters edge with no arms or legs. As she was by herself he decided to go and talk to her. After some small talk he got to the point. He asked her if she had ever had a boyfriend to which she replied no.
"Have you ever been kissed?"
"No."
"Would you like to be?"
"Yes"
So he obliged by kissing her.
"Have you ever had your breasts kissed?"
"No"
"Would you like me to?"
"Yes"
So he kissed her breasts.
"Have you ever engaged in foreplay?"
"No."
"Would you like to"
"Yes"
So he obliged.
"Have you ever been fvcked?"
"No"
"Well youre about to be , the tides coming in"[/QUOTE]
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[QUOTE=byronleehk][URL=http://game.panlogic.net/boredmeeting.swf]then play this game![/URL]
My best thus far is only "4" :([/QUOTE]
nice game, i tried for sometime my best is a "6"
12!!! wooo hoo!
[QUOTE=crisis]"Well youre about to be , the tides coming in"[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! my stomach hurts!
+1 for ya! :D
I got 13!!!!! :)
Hmmm, hafta try that game :rolleyes:
Anyways, guys, I've come to a crazy conclusion! Sex has alot of math involved! Honestly. First, you add the bed, and subtract the clothes. Then, you divide the legs. But most importantly, you prey you don't multiply!
This blonde thinks that her husband is having an affair, so she goes out and buys a pistol, and the next time her husband goes out she follows him. sure enough she bursts in on the hotel room he has just entered, and finds him in the arms of some brunette. she pulls out her new gun, but overcome with grief, she puts it to her head and says - you're next :)
[QUOTE=escort mexico]This blonde thinks that her husband is having an affair, so she goes out and buys a pistol, and the next time her husband goes out she follows him. sure enough she bursts in on the hotel room he has just entered, and finds him in the arms of some brunette. she pulls out her new gun, but overcome with grief, she puts it to her head and says - you're next :)[/QUOTE]
huh? i dont get it... what's so funny about that? :confused:
[QUOTE=r1ckst4]huh? i dont get it... what's so funny about that? :confused:[/QUOTE]
Being asked to explain a "blonde" joke punchline is the funniest thing I've read here :)
you aren't blonde by any chance are you r1ckst4?