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  1. #31
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    In the United States, we have what are called posers, or wiggers.

    My favorite story;

    I was sitting at the lunch table with a bunch of friends, when;

    Godlaus: "Did you guys hear about that fight between Levy and Jordan?"
    Matt: "Yeah, I heard levy kicked his ass"
    Other asian down the table (poser): "What the Fck you fools be talking about?"
    -We all stare at her
    Godlaus: "Maybe you want to tell us what you know?"
    Asian Poser: "Hell no, you motherfckers don't know sht what you be talking about"
    Godlaus: "Then why the hell did you even open your mouth?"
    Asian Poser: "Cuz you fools be wrong"
    Godlaus: "Then, are you going to tell us the truth about what happened?"
    Asian Poser: "Fck no!"
    Godlaus: "Then maybe you should go back to your rice and fish"
    Matt (whispering to me): "These people should be shot"
    We finish eating, we all get up, and I mess her hair (like uncles do to their nephews, just to mess it up), while saying: "Have a nice day, you cnt". She flips and trys to grab my hand, but I'm already walking away.
    ---------------------------
    I was kinda scared that they might try to jump me later that day, but it all turned out fine. What can I say? They're posers, they're not going to do anything about it.

    Any Emo kids on this forum?
    Sometimes the best view of heaven is from hell.

    Hmm...oohh....Wow!! These are delectible! Good news, Flappy! I'm not going to kill you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godlaus
    Any Emo kids on this forum?
    Yeahh mannnnn, oommmmgggg I'm so sad. *Begins to slit wrist.
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

  3. #33
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    some of my mates are emo kids, not me i'm indie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotterik
    some of my mates are emo kids, not me i'm indie
    I personally don't like emo's. I'm not one to stereotype but they're generally anti-social and annoying when they tell their inside jokes and what not in class. (Applies to some punk-kids wholisten to dashboard and what not.) I know there are exceptions though, I know.

    *Ducks.*
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

  6. #36
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    OMFG!!! MY VIRGIN EYES! OMG! OMFG! THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS! OMFG! OMFG!!
    Sometimes the best view of heaven is from hell.

    Hmm...oohh....Wow!! These are delectible! Good news, Flappy! I'm not going to kill you!

  7. #37
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    ^ my thoughts exactly
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

  8. #38
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    That's hot. *Throws up.*
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

  9. #39
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    "..one thing lead to another.."
    Are they serious?

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    Oh, sh!t MP! That's disgusting.

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    sweet jesus....

    im speechless

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    if u ever post something like that again i wil personally come all the way down to texas and shoot you.

    "one thing led to another".... riiiight.
    Who killed the Electric Car?
    GO HABS GO!

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    Had to share this one.

    T-shirt availabel from asos.com

    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    These guys are pathetic:




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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
    Had to share this one.

    T-shirt availabel from asos.com

    I want one! ooh only £20
    Next purchase...hehe
    Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.

    Being nice since 2007.

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