Most likely to marry a monkey = UCR. He didn't mean to, it just ended up being a joke gone wrong.
Most likely to keep mechanics everywhere busy = Prius. Prius becomes an eco terrorist who blows up cars he thinks are unreliable.
Most likely to end up as Life's rejects = Prius. Gets jailed on account of #2.
Most likely to die from an illness only inflicted to .00000001% of the population = Prius, for 'unknown causes' within jail.
Most likely to win the tour de france = Matra et Alpine
Most likely to drive a Ferrari Enzo = My Porsche, if he doesn't die in a 120mph head on crash in his first car.
Most athletic = Wouter. He sports his real muscle whenever our friend UCR pops up.
Most lazy = Me, because I just copied all of Rock's post just so I wouldn't have to put [ b][ /b] around every question.
Most likely to date a washing machine = Prius
Most likely to figure out how ATTESSA actually works = My Porsche
Most likely to have 20k/yr insurance rates =Mustang. He almost already does.
Most likely to make the most money = Me. Bitch.
Most likely to make the lease amount of money = Prius. He'll be dying of hemogleptachulitis in prison, remember?