Angry?

[h00t_h00t]

say "hey guy, that was some pretty bad driving. [points at smashed up car] I'd like my new one in yellow."

Then I'd watch him cry when he sees that he'll have to fund building me a new Mclaren F1 ¬_¬

[Spastik_Roach]

my garndpa actually carries a handgun and a shotgun in his jaguar

Thats a bit OTT isn't it?

[my porsche]

like i explained to you online spazzy, he goe to our farm quite a bit, the shot gun is for shooting ravens and squirrells, and scarin away farrell dogs

[clutch-monkey]

grin and look non-plussed as i get his details off him. and if he tries to run off get him between the shoulder blades with my knife.

[:Exige:]

and scarin away farrell dogs

[Blue Supra]

... scream and curse till i cant breathe... then sue him for his house, his wife and his children and sell them all the african slave traders and sell his house on ebay for 50 cents.

This actually happened to a mate of mine who after just 2 days of having his lovely new shiny car had some reverse into a door and do a runner. leaving a lovely 1 foot wide dent and scratches in the door.

[fpv_gtho]

Probably offer him a drink, before calling the cops. Nothing like a heightened blood alcohol level to help your case.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Take His Insurance Details?

Jesus people, hitting him makes YOU liable for costs.

It doesn't matter if a Twit or a Nice Person hits you, get their insurance.....

Then offer em a Drink

[Matra et Alpine]

Just keep askign them "why" and "what were they thinking", "didn't you see me", "weren't you looking" etc etc

As soon as they say either "sorry" or "I don't know", walk away.
Tell the insurance company EXACTLY what they said and sleep easy knowing they threw away any negiating position they or their insurance company may have taken

Likewise if you're ever the "cause" don't say ANYTHING except insurance details and FACTS.

["Clevor" Angel]

Probably offer him a drink, before calling the cops. Nothing like a heightened blood alcohol level to help your case.

Then I'd watch him cry when he sees that he'll have to fund building me a new Mclaren F1

Then punch him in the nose as hard as I possibly can.

[my porsche]

thats a goat

[man 430gt]

Then I'd watch him cry when he sees that he'll have to fund building me a new Mclaren F1 ¬_¬

HAhaha, best reply EVER!!

[Godlaus]

You just bought that new sports car you've been saving up for for the last 2 years. It's amazing, everything you've expected and more. You're out for a spin on a saturday night during perfect weather with your new lady friend. You stop at a red light, and stretch the car's legs at the green when a guy in a escalade runs a red light and T-bones it, drivers side. Everyone's okay, but your car is pretty much bent sideways. You crawl out the passenger side door, and are in okay shape. The escalade has a bent bumper and a slightly messed up grill, with other small damages. Otherwise it's okay. You see the guy stepping out of it, and looking shocked. Your girlfriend is okay, shell-shocked, but okay. You get out, stand up and walk over to the guy, your arms outstretched, a 'wtf' look on your face. He's looks over at you, raises an eyebrow and says: "You ran a red light", monotonous. No remorse, no regret, just a plain same-tone voice. "I hope you've got good insurance", he claims, "'cause you're buying me a new escalade". It's 11 o'clock at night, and nobody's around. You see your girlfriend dialing 911 to get this mess cleaned up. You walk closer, get up in his face and..............

[my porsche]

calmly ask if he is "color blind? no? oh, i see then your just a jack ass...well your escalade isnt even messed up, and yes i do have good insurance. Do you? lets exchange information."


calmly handle it especially i the po-po are coming

[white devil]

my garndpa actually carries a handgun and a shotgun in his jaguar

here are mine
still have them back home