A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the
dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
blowing
through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal
even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol
behind
him, blue light flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no
problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he floored it to 100mph, then
110,
then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old
for
this nonsense!" He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that
I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife
ran
off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
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But i'll change the Corvette to a F430
Originally Posted by targa
