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I think Rainbow Breaker's is good:
Studies have proven that 3/4 of all people make up 75% of the worlds population.
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I know where you got that oneOriginally Posted by byronleehk
"He who stands on a toilet is high on pot"
"Learn to masturbate, come in handy"
"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left"
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Old Chinese proverb:
He who sits on toilet, is high on pot.
wait this has been already said, oops
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That one has already been said.Old Chinese proverb:
He who sits on toilet, is high on pot.
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Theres loads of those old chinese proverbs:
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Passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
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Favourite chinese proverbs (car related at least):
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"Man who run in front of car soon get tired."
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Unless you say "stands on toilet", the joke is ruinedOld Chinese proverb:
He who sits on toilet, is high on pot.
wait this has been already said, oops
For Great Justice.
Heres a few Darwin Award winning quotes:
Ready, Fire, Aim!
I don't think, therefore i am not.
Genius may have it's limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves.
Gravity - Not just a good idea, it's the law!
Just because your the fastest sperm does not make you the best.
Reincarnation: Let's you keep trying until you get it right!
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden deceleration.
Famous last words: I wonder what this button does?.....
Making the Human race smarter, one idiot at a time.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The Human Race: Where Evolution hits the pavement.
Everyone improves the gene pool: Some by their birth, some by there demise.
Fame is fleeting, but dumb is forever.
Help Natural Selection: Eliminate Warning labels!
In the ongoing battle between Airplanes and the ground, the ground has yet to lose.
You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think!
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As soon as you make something idiot-proof, they'll build a better idiot
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"We used to come down, doing about 180mph. We take off over the bridge and change down to 4th gear in the air. Go through the righthander with the car drifting, and let it swing out through the lefthander and then slide out to the wall, where we simply stopped it with a flick of the wrists"
-Vic Elford, on Maison Blanche in a Porsche 917
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Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional.
When you don’t know where you’re going, you have to stick together just in case someone gets there.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
Deeply profound message: Quotes are for people who can't express themselves in a coherent manner.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I live on a one-way dead-end street.
Unix for stability. Macs for productivity. Windows for solitaire.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
DRD: Department of Redundancy Department.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
A glow worm is never glum... Because, how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum?
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
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