and the looking glass spider
with the itchy brown eye
polishes the Ferrari Spyder
for the catcher in the rye
ah get born
read some porn
suck a c-ck
smoke a rock
tell your boss she's a bitch
and your mom could be a witch
(guitar/harmonica solo. )
and the looking glass spider
with the itchy brown eye
polishes the Ferrari Spyder
for the catcher in the rye
ah get born
read some porn
suck a c-ck
smoke a rock
tell your boss she's a bitch
and your mom could be a witch
(guitar/harmonica solo. )
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
Lol. Just randomness.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
rofl, pt proven.
www.flickr.com/photos/maestro_ng
So if you walk into a bathroom and notice that there's a scale next to the toilet, am I the only one that will weigh himself before and after just for scientific lulz?
Big cities suck
"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend." -Napolis
Depends on how much of a rush i'm in to get there in the first place.
I am the Stig
Here's some random I prepared earlier:
To whom it may concern. I am writing today to propose a clarification on the accepted hand gesture for ‘a bit’. The gesture in question is when one holds up one’s hand with the thumb and index finger held a small distance apart. I propose that the distance between the digits be set at 14.4mm. The reason behind this is that this is the difference between the accepted rule of thumb metric conversion of 1 yard (900mm) a conversion that is a bit more accurate (914.4mm). It seems a minimal difference between an inch being 25mm and 25.4mm, but that rounding really makes a difference when lengths converted are increased. I feel that regulating this will assist the public at large to make everyday life more accurate and efficient. I shall be looking forward to the ensuing parliamentry debate.
Warning: 18+
Check this school's web site Pace High School, everything okay right? use ".com" instead of ".net".
I'm not even going to attempt to research that one Dary.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
Good for you then.
I'm going to use this thread to hit on cargirl.
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
<- recent found that cargirl does NOT accept PM. damn there goes a perfectly good opportunity.
"Horsepower sells motor cars, but torque wins motor races."
-Carrol Shelby
Big cities suck
"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend." -Napolis
I'm friendly. It shouldn't be like that, I'm sure of it. It's only for members.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
So I got bored and started googling random words and discovered that if you google "lolvo" you find some of pimento's posts.
Big cities suck
"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend." -Napolis
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