LMAO! so randomly funny...I don't even know why I'm laughing..
LMAO! so randomly funny...I don't even know why I'm laughing..
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
Has the paintballing one been shot while smoking.... or has he just died from smoking while paintballing.....
Porsche!
He died because he ran out of breath lol.Originally Posted by RazaBlade
That ones actually pretty good
UPC's most heavy Bawls drinker. :D
Why don't you guys try
One last before I'm off to bed:
- Irony is now complete
Not really a joke as such but this football (soccer) headline had me chuckling!
http://www.setanta.com/content/setan...&noex&ref=rss&
Reminds me of an absolute classic from last year from the Swiss league....
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...337901&cc=5739
Enjoy
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Originally Posted by Jack_Bauer
Thats just too funny! Nice find dude!
Porsche!
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
haha very good indeed
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
Should have added "drive fast cars" for this audienceOriginally Posted by Vaigra
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
Would have sounded better if it said "I want to show my wife"
no it wouldn't ..... but English isn't your first languageOriginally Posted by spi-ti-tout
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
Hah, you know that native speakers are blind to their own language. Improvements always come from abroad.Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31695
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ah but the humour is in his wife SEEING it NOT him SHOWING itOriginally Posted by Pando
SO hence it is worded that way.
if it only ended with "I want to show my wife" it fails to draw out and deliver the puchline with good timing
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
I don't disagree with that. But whenever wherever someone cracks a joke about a non-native english speaker, I'll be there. I'll be there... *fling my cape and fly away*Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31695
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See you lost my pointOriginally Posted by Matra et Alpine
I was saying it should have ended with "That's okay. I want to show my wife what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
Or maybe I didn't communicate it properly
The comment comes from the fact taht that ^^ punchline was in the same joke in the same thread a while ago
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