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Ah! There was the time I "raced" a brand new Lambo.
It was about a year ago, it was so new, it didn't have tags yet. It was bright yellow, mean lookin son of a gun. Well, I was turning left and he was gonna go straight - but anyway, he pulled up next to me, and as soon as I saw it, I figured I'd have a little fun with the Lambo owner. After all, he kept revving the engine and looking around, seeing if anyone was really impressed with it. Young guy, too, maybe 30 but lookin more like mid 20's. Where he got that kinda moolah, is anybody's guess. Anyhow, I just blew him a kiss and winked, then revved my 302, knwing full well that since I was turning left I wouldnt have to subject myself to the embarrassment of ACTUALLY racing the Lambo. Oh boy was he p1ssed. When the light went green, he took off hard - and I turned left, laughing about as hard as I have in a long, long time. I have to admit I liked the exhaust note on that thing though.
An it harm none, do as ye will
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