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Thread: "Americans eye NZ after Bush victory" Hilarious!

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    but his country was meant to be Israel!

    it'll be interesting how he takes in all the TV evangelists....
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    but his country was meant to be Israel!

    it'll be interesting how he takes in all the TV evangelists....
    he has been there already, and it seems that country is no longer safe. He needs a new challenge, just wondering whether he would now speak English.
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    in the bible he does. and hebrew, and German, and French, and Japanese......

    and remember that the country he grew up in was not safe back then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    in the bible he does. and hebrew, and German, and French, and Japanese......

    and remember that the country he grew up in was not safe back then!
    well if he wants to profile himself again as a religous extremist no country will be safe except....
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    Godless Places.

    And NZ has a lot of religion.

    Not that they let it show, their good at not letting their religious beliefs interfere with politics.

    Perhaps thats the reason people are drawn to the country.

    It can't be because of the weather.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach
    This is out of the local paper.

    A flood of interest from Americans wanting to move to New Zealand following the re-election of President George Bush has been welcomed by Prime Minister Helen Clark.
    "We regard US Migration as very desirable" She said.
    The immigration service website had 10,300 hits from the United States the day after its presidential election, more than 4 times the daily average of 2500. There had also been up to 300 telephone calls and emails a day compared with about eight before the election.
    For the first time in history New Zealand had been actively recruiting migrants, Miss Clark said.
    The US was viewed as a place from which New Zealand could get high quality skilled migrants, she said.


    Matt, forget Canada, New Zealands arms are wide open
    Don't be fooled, It's a take over j/k
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

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    the thing is it is a well known fact that immigrants use NZ as a back door into OZ,they move to NZ (with more relaxed immigration laws than OZ )to get residency then after a couple of years use the trans Tasman agreement to move across to OZ

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    It's a well known fact that NZ immigrants come to Australia because we have the dole....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luciferous
    It's a well known fact that NZ immigrants come to Australia because we have the dole....
    hahahahahahahahahaha

    If i had hands on the screen they would be clapping right now
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luciferous
    It's a well known fact that NZ immigrants come to Australia because we have the dole....
    and unmolested sheep

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    Quote Originally Posted by cossie
    and unmolested sheep
    yeah, but only coz they're easier to catch in NZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
    yeah, but only coz they're easier to catch in NZ
    Well there isn't many places for the sheep to hide on that SMALL island off our coast

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    Its a funny relationship with NZ and Australia. For example, when everyone loved Russell Crowe, he was Australian. When everyone found out he was a jerk, ta-da he's a Kiwi!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luciferous
    It's a well known fact that NZ immigrants come to Australia because we have the dole....

    hey dont bag dole bludgers, im one of them thank god for youth allowance
    I am the Stig

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    I got knocked back for that. I put it down to Centrelink being run by a bunch of Nazi's.

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