The OFFICIAL Nissan Skyline Bullsh!t Thread!

[F1_Master]

He said Escoort.

Not Escort.

Actually, an Escort can look pretty nice if you take care of it alot. But if you modified it, plz...

start on the in.

[Karrmann]

whats wrong with escorts ?

nothing, escorts are great.

the fact is though sadly that Escorts are one the most commonly riced cars.

[Blue Supra]

LMFAO!!!

Thats awesome!!!
atm KFC are sponsoring the V8 Supercars and in one of their ads theirs a dad and son and the mum comes out to find the volvo covered in cardboard kit and spoiler and the whole bit... SOOOO FUNNY!!!

[shadow]

mmm...KFC! I saw an escort, but it was modified to look like the WRC version from a few years back, but painted in a nice blue, similar to the series 1 2001 monaro's delft mica.
hey blue, did you read my r34 post?

[Blue Supra]

Yeh i did i had a very similar plan but was made redundant for a while and had to live off my savings for the car... now im doin up the datto so im not saving at all really.

[PsychoChimp22]

Currently my daddy's R34 GTR has a nice silver (WHOOPS - I MEAN BLUE!! NO - YELLOW!!!!!!) paintjob. He just had it imported here from japan for about 200 bucks. So far hes have put about 380,000 dollars into it, its puttin out upwarde of 14k at the dyno (about 16K with my NOS!!!), does the 1/4 mile in about 2.8 seocnds, 0-60 in like .6 seconds, pretty quick. The 380K dollars went toward this cool metalic red headers and a 8.5inch diameter rusted steel can hangin off the back. Those two things alone give it about 6000hp.

[Karrmann]

my daddys skyline has a folgers can taped to the exhaust and a 100 foot wing and it now has 1,000,000 wheel drive and it also gives it 1,000,000,000,000 HP and a TS of 1,000 ,000 MPH!!!! but I strangely got smoked by a milk truck yesterday, I wonder why?

[Blue Supra]

yeh well my SUPRA can beat all those skylines with its Fully sick 20" Chromies and stickerzzzzzzzzzz!

[shadow]

LMAO, PsychoChimp, at least make it believable.

[Blue Supra]

LMAO, PsychoChimp, at least make it believable.

the whole point is for it to be as unbelievable as possible

My Supra with it 1000 shot of NAAWWWSSS will blow you all away in your pissy skylines

[Rockefella]

the whole point is for it to be as unbelievable as possible

My Supra with it 1000 shot of NAAWWWSSS will blow you all away in your pissy skylines

yeah, aight dawg, wateva ya say..... mah skahlyne be ridin' 32 izzinch spinnaz made outta pure plizzzatinum. I gotz it swimmin in my NAWZZZ pool right naw so it can soak up awll the NAWZZZ and then id'll bizzeat mah neighbors fast mo'f'n ferrari thing POS whadchamacallit. Btw, i eat rice.

[Karrmann]

I put a NOS sticker on my Skyline, it adds 50 MPH

[CdocZ]

oh yeah? well my skyline will pwn yours! its covered in nos tanks!

[F1_Master]

OH yeah. Well me Skyline is invisble!

[GeNiX]

how can u guys find this crap actually funny???