The OFFICIAL Nissan Skyline Bullsh!t Thread!

[CdocZ]

thats a good question.....i guess for me its just one of those things i find funny, but for no apparent reason, so i will continue with my skyline, that is covered with nos tanks ;
it has 9quadrillion horsepower, and it goes so fast i measure its speed by how many times the speed of sound im going!

[Karrmann]

my Skylines body is made out of nos and it has 1,000,000,000 nos tanks on it (ok so they're just pepsi bottles with 'NOS' written over the 'Pepsi', so what?) but I have an exhaust the size of a 86 Suburban wheel and a wing 300 miles tall, so I can blow off your skyline without leaving 1 st gear

but you know what puzzles me, I revved a Fiat 500c and it blew my doors off literally, what's the deal?

[PsychoChimp22]

the whole point is for it to be as unbelievable as possible

My Supra with it 1000 shot of NAAWWWSSS will blow you all away in your pissy skylines

lol - NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[PsychoChimp22]

I put a NOS sticker on my Skyline, it adds 50 MPH

Oh ya??? Well i put a NOS sticker on mine and it added 83mph. . . TO MY 0-60 TIME!!!!!!!!!!

[F1_Master]

So...My Skyline can fly and can blow up a F-18 Hornet anyday.

I did it once. Only he wasn't real.

[Karrmann]

oh yeah? the pressure from my NOS can blow up a german tank!

[Rockefella]

how can u guys find this crap actually funny???

Well, I find it funny because it mocks fanboys like you. BTW, the discolored bodykit on your 12 year old civic is falling off, better duct tape it.... then eat rice.

[Karrmann]

oh yeah, you forgot to add that his cardboard wing is starting to weather.

j/k

[Rockefella]

oh yeah, you forgot to add that his cardboard wing is starting to weather.

j/k

hence the absence of smileys after my post.

[Karrmann]

I knew you were serious.

to the other guy- My skyline can beat yours cause my wing is taller!!

[PsychoChimp22]

Well, I find it funny because it mocks fanboys like you. BTW, the discolored bodykit on your 12 year old civic is falling off, better duct tape it.... then eat rice.

owned

[Karrmann]

this thread should be made a sticky.

wadda you think?

[CdocZ]

yeah, i love this thread, you get to make fun of ricers!

[Karrmann]

and imitate them too

[Karrmann]

hey, i just put on some neon and I filled the body with nos stickers! added 1,000 HP!