How many ricers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to swap lightbulbs and another to add a body kit to it.
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How many ricers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to swap lightbulbs and another to add a body kit to it.
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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BA HA HA HA HA HA HA AWESOME!Originally Posted by Zytek_Fan
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How many fanboys does it take to replace a lightbulb?
1 to replace it and 2 million to bitch about it on the internet about how the old one is better.
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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The title did warn
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"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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roflmfao gold ^^^
"Please, just stop blabbering! If you want to blabber...go to supercars.net cause UCP aint gonna accept this kind of behaviour." - Gtek-i
http://junaman.wordpress.com/ New articles up.
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lmao. Still fresh as always.The title did ward
2007 Acura TL Type-S (AEM V2, R-V6 Race/J-Pipe, ATLP Quad Exhaust)
2011 BMW 328i Coupe
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These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. They are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent. Don't miss the last one.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
"Please, just stop blabbering! If you want to blabber...go to supercars.net cause UCP aint gonna accept this kind of behaviour." - Gtek-i
http://junaman.wordpress.com/ New articles up.
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Doctors vs Lawyers : 1-0 !!!! Common!!!
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Two of my own creations. Not very funny but here they are nonetheless.
#1: Not the best way to bargain.
#2: When smokers play paintball.
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LMAO! so randomly funny...I don't even know why I'm laughing..
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Being nice since 2007.
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Has the paintballing one been shot while smoking.... or has he just died from smoking while paintballing.....
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He died because he ran out of breath lol.
That ones actually pretty good
UPC's most heavy Bawls drinker. :D
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Why don't you guys try
One last before I'm off to bed:
- Irony is now complete
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Not really a joke as such but this football (soccer) headline had me chuckling!
http://www.setanta.com/content/setan...&noex&ref=rss&
Reminds me of an absolute classic from last year from the Swiss league....
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...337901&cc=5739
Enjoy
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Reminds me of an absolute classic from last year from the Swiss league....
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...337901&cc=5739
Enjoy
Thats just too funny! Nice find dude!
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