Sup motherbitches???? Long time no post. Is anyone still here? Anyway I've had my fair share of automobiles lately, but most recently I traded in my GTI, dusted off my corny joke book, pulled on my sweater vest, asked the GF to marry me, and bought a dadmobile. Yes a goddamned highly practical four door (for more whores), economical, German luxobarge in the form of a Shadow Blue Metallic 2011 VW CC. Hell yes. 6MT too, because even though I stooped to the levels of fathers across the country, I managed to retain my ballsack. I'm going to shut up now and force you to look at this shitty picture from my iPhone and its lovely Instagram filter.
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands