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I thought it was all the Mexicans
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
Yeah..Originally Posted by baddabang
We might be on different pages here.
Rockefella says:
pat's sister is hawt
David Fiset says:
so is mine
David Fiset says:
do want
Excuse me??!!Originally Posted by baddabang
"NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"
Originally Posted by taz_rocks_miami
Yeah, don't you know? Mexicans smell like shit. The country of Mexico requires all its citizens get a sulfur infusion at their 13th birthday or when officially confirmed as citizens. This is how you can tell Mexicans from other hispanics, such as American hispanics, Guatemalan hispanics, or Belize..ian hispanics.
The program was started as a medical experiment to ward off killer bees, but was never taken off the books and has been tradition since.
This phenomenon has single-handedly led to the rise and continued success of the plug-in air freshener industry, which reports 97% of total sales being in Mexico or in cities bordering it.
I dont if I'll make home tonight
But I know I can swim
under the Tahitian moon
I had Taco Hell for dinner. I got 2 of those new... I dunno what they're called, but they have steak and cheese and they're freakin' amazing. I may have to get more of them. Mmmm...
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
Dude what the hell is your problem?Originally Posted by digitalcraft
Reutlingen/ San Francisco
He's joking.Originally Posted by TVRs4eva
hilarious guyOriginally Posted by The_Canuck
Last edited by TVRs4eva; 02-09-2007 at 11:34 PM.
Reutlingen/ San Francisco
Yeah, really.Originally Posted by TVRs4eva
I lolled.
Rockefella says:
pat's sister is hawt
David Fiset says:
so is mine
David Fiset says:
do want
Take a look at what my location is you bumbling idiot!!!!!Originally Posted by digitalcraft
"NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"
If you were offended by what I posted you need to lighten up. I'm sorry I forgot the (JOKE) tag, I was hoping that it was blatant enough to not need to be used
I don't think it was country-ist, because well... it would be hard to take what I said seriously. If you feel really insulted though, you could post some bad stuff about the US, I won't mind.
Japanese people say we smell like sour milk. They don't eat nearly as much dairy as us so their nose is much more sensitive to it.
I dont if I'll make home tonight
But I know I can swim
under the Tahitian moon
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