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Jesus Christ, this GTI is baller. ****ing heated seats and shit. Like 18psi in my turbo, shit is like psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Leaving Hondas and V6 Mustang fags long behind me. Hey, homo, your car is ****ing gay. Jesus. You don't impress anyone. Faggot. God damn.
Oh shit. Got paid today, dropped a half a ****ing stack on shit for my ****ing GTI. You bitches can't even fathom that shit. Soon as it comes in, I can ****ing install my God damn coils and lower that bitch. Shit yes. Mother****ing adjustable end links and shit.
Also ordered the Bentley manual DVD so I can ****ing look up how to ****ing do shit. Cause this GTI shit is complicated. Sensors and modules all up in a mother****er. Holy shit.
Spent $500 in 10 minutes without batting an eye, u mad fags?
And since I didn't make a joke at Johnny's expense yet, he ****ed a loose hooker in Mexico for $45 to lose his virginity. I'm not even ****ing sure if that counts. Virginfag.
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Your car.
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This parallel universe is funny.
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I really like how you've mod-ed it w/o making it look "ridic." It manages to look relatively stock so the haters can't hate too much. Definitely bi-winning. Now go take some Charlie Sheen (the drug) and go melt some kids' faces off with your sick ride.
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I see a plethora of grey Golf's whenever I step out of my living room. That Country 4x4 version is quite rare to see though.
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yeah, i thought it was some early generation VW tiguan. maybe it needs moar lights on the front?
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It's shame you bought an SUV Quiggs, I thought better of you.
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wow, I bet that car will be hot when you get done. I await updated in process pictures :)
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Oh ****, bitches.
****ing Koni coilovers are installed. Shit is so cash. Still waiting for this shit to settle all the way, but **** you, I screwed them shits all the way down. Handles like a mother****er.
I'm lower than Pat and faster than Johnny. You jelly, fags?
All you faggots are getting are teasers. Cause my car is dirty from being so ****ing awesome, and also because **** you faggots.
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Holy ****ing back from the dead. God damn.
You niggers have missed a ton of choice winning baller status shit. Mother****ing 3" exhaust from the ****ing turbo all the way back. Why? ****ing because ****ing race ****ing car. Now bitches can hear my turbo before they can even see this shit, and they soak their panties instantly.
Installed a TT Short Shifter. Found out my shit already had a short shifter. Now I've got ****ing TWO short shifters. Yfw 10 speed GTI, bitch. Euro headlights, Euro tails. Cause a mother****er's gotta be able to see and shit. Wheel spacers cause holy shit flush as **** fitment is key.
I don't even think I should post pictures, because your shit-ass monitors will probably implode from the Dopeas**** status that will be displayed.
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I just came with the force of 1,000,000 suns.
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May God have mercy on our souls...
Also, my roommate has an identical GTI except his is black and higher than Lindsay Lohan on a weekend bender.
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f**kyeah.jpg Quiggs, I like it.
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