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    Got a job for the Goverment.

    Yeah, I did. It will be the pimpest goverment in the New World.

    Here in Brazil, if you want to work for the goverment, the norm is that you undergo these national wide public exams which classify and select people for the openings. These exams are held for evertime they are made necessary, and not everytime there's a single opening. They do this to avoid corruption and having people working there because of their conneections and not their abilities.

    So there were 64 vacancies for this specific occupation at the National Ministry of Education and Culture, along with other vacancies for other occupations. I kid you not, 20000 people applied fore this occupation. The exams were held in some cities of the country on March the 6th. Of course, not everyone shows up for the exams, not everyone really prepares for it, I dare say only 10000 were serious candidates.

    Anyhow, ammong all these folks, I got the 37th best results on the grades! Which means I'm in mother#$%#ers!!! I'll probably start working in about some 45 days. It's not the best paid job, not enough for me to live on my absolutely on my own with the same comfort I have to day, but it's enough to make life much easier. Most importantly, I'll be able to go to Law School and prepare myself for my diplomatic career, and other things I have in mind.

    I'm happy. I'm cool. I'm gonna get my own #$%#ing money from now on.

    Come over to my place, beer's on me tonight.
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    You civil servant you!

    Congrats !!
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    Well done .. say, now you work for the government, will they tell you all the crap about who shot JR and Area 51? Oh wait, wrong government

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    Quote Originally Posted by :Exige:
    Well done .. say, now you work for the government, will they tell you all the crap about who shot JR and Area 51? Oh wait, wrong government
    Or maybe the government can explain why Europeans have bad hygiene. K, we're even now.
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    Congrats mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    Or maybe the government can explain why Europeans have bad hygiene. K, we're even now.
    Harsh but fair

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    Because it's very cold in Europe.
    Would it be possible, to play forever?
    The conclusion reached was that a player is inevitably doomed to lose.

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    Who shot JR........hahaha!

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    Who the hell is JR ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    Or maybe the government can explain why Europeans have bad hygiene.
    burned and owned.
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche
    burned and owned.
    *Cough .. home of the redneck .. cough*




    (Now this is hygiene)

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    Quote Originally Posted by :Exige:
    *Cough .. home of the redneck .. cough*

    (Now this is hygiene)
    excuse me, there are rednecks everywhere, cockney is the uk equivelant, and besides texas has many less rednecks than say georgia or alabama, and lets not even mention arkansas, home of inbreeding, and bill clinton (are they linked? )
    Last edited by Egg Nog; 03-31-2005 at 07:19 PM.
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Quote Originally Posted by :Exige:
    *Cough .. home of the redneck .. cough*

    (Now this is hygiene)
    hey... thats my dad...
    Last edited by Egg Nog; 03-31-2005 at 07:18 PM.

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    last picture i saw, your house was much nicer, and missing exteriour toilets
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche
    last picture i saw, your house was much nicer, and missing exteriour toilets
    How can it be nicer if it's missing exterior toilets!!

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