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    So, you want a new name?

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
    d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
    g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
    j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
    m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
    p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
    s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
    v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
    y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
    new last name:
    a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
    d = burger e = girdle f = barf
    g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
    j = monkey k = potty l = liver
    m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
    p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
    s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
    v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
    y = gorilla z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
    new last name:
    a = head b = mouth c = face
    d = nose e = tush f = breath
    g = pants h = shorts i = lips
    j = honker k = butt l = brain
    m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
    p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
    s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
    v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
    y = brains z = juice

    Greatings from Buttercup Bubbletush.
    "NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"

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    yeah im boobie appleshorts
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Poopsie Chickenpants...
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Flunky Picklefanny

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    Pinky Bubblefanny

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    ok scion takes the prize for gayest name so far
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Tootie Applelips

    Pucker up!
    I'm going to eat breakfast. And then I'm going to change the world.

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    crusty cootiemouth
    Horsepower sells cars, Torque wins races

    Hillary duff is, not quite old enough so, i ain't never seen a butt like that, maybe next year i'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go DOING DOING DOING-eminem

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    tootie apple

    err... what if we dont have a 4th letter in our last name? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by AstonMartinV12
    crusty cootiemouth
    wow, you sound like someone girls would LOVE to make out wiht
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    i got Stinky Applebutt

    but the first name isnt right, it says take the third letter of your first name, but my legal first name only has one letter in it so~
    pondering things

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    pinky bubblenose
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Quote Originally Posted by targa
    i got Stinky Applebutt

    but the first name isnt right, it says take the third letter of your first name, but my legal first name only has one letter in it so~
    J????
    I'm going to eat breakfast. And then I'm going to change the world.

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    Pinky Gizzardmouth. Sounds like insect-porn.
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt
    J????
    yeah....long story

    my mom is kind of a hippie
    pondering things

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