View Poll Results: Do you think we should ban Dihydrogen monoxide?

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    We need to act out!

    BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

    Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

    Dihydrogen monoxide:

    * is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
    * contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
    * may cause severe burns.
    * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
    * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
    * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

    Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

    Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

    Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

    * as an industrial solvent and coolant.
    * in nuclear power plants.
    * in the production of styrofoam.
    * as a fire retardant.
    * in many forms of cruel animal research.
    * in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
    * as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

    Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

    The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

    The question is, do you think we should ban this deadly chemical? Vote in the poll.

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    Last edited by carlover; 06-07-2005 at 06:04 PM.

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    I think we should get rid of it as soon as possible

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    I'm all for dihydrogen monoxide. In fact, I use it daily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs
    I'm all for dihydrogen monoxide. In fact, I use it daily.
    Terrorist!

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    oops... mods, can you please change my vote, i meant to vote for "No. We should not ban it. ", but i accidently clicked on "Yes! Ban it! ".
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    Quote Originally Posted by car_fiend
    oops... mods, can you please change my vote, i meant to vote for "No. We should not ban it. ", but i accidently clicked on "Yes! Ban it! ".
    I think you've been on for a liiitle too long if the shakiness of your hand is that bad.

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    Man, I don't think I could ever live wihtout that no matter how harmful it might be
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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover
    I think you've been on for a liiitle too long if the shakiness of your hand is that bad.
    lolz... nah, its that today, i went to a hooka (not hooker) bar. It was pretty fun.
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    Apperently DHMO is also often found in devices used to smoke illegal drugs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by car_fiend
    lolz... nah, its that today, i went to a hooka (not hooker) bar. It was pretty fun.
    Little baked?

    Quote Originally Posted by Egg Nog
    Terrorist!
    I plan on using the weather to distribute dihydrogen monoxide in an effort to bring the Yankee pig dogs to their knees!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg Nog
    Apperently DHMO is also often found in devices used to smoke illegal drugs...
    Don't you think this is kinda suspiciuos after you chose no to banning it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover
    * as a fire retardant.
    * in many forms of cruel animal research.
    Well, I don't care how many fires it might help to put out cos all animal cruelty is just evil. I'm sure they could find something more effective for putting out fires, like sand etc!

    Won't somebody please think of the poor fluffy little bunny wabbits and Guinea pigs???!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover
    Don't you think this is kinda suspiciuos after you chose no to banning it?
    The huge amount of DHMO in my body is causing me to make misguided decisions!

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    O2 is highly corrosive and damages your lungs. What can you do though?
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    if DHMO is used as a fire retardant, and is found in decices used for smoking illegal drugs, should i try lighting myself on fire and seeing if it works?


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