Hahaha. There were some pretty good ones in that list. My favs -
Goodstuffyou try to spell as many words linked to honda with your alphabets cereal
You try explaining why vtec is better than a turbo charger
You have to let the passengers know when you're flooring it
I didnt double clutch like i should have
when your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor
you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine