it makes you loathe me

[Spastik_Roach]

YO check out my fat whip y0 i've just been down at the grass strip burrnin off Jap crap asians in their ricers y0 this ride is totally WACKED OUT yo everyone loves the low rida... yo 3.5hp is shit wack man i gotz teh nos and i get 5hp!!!!111 WEther i got the hydros lyin on da ground or way up high my sweet wheels rock the streets..

[Spastik_Roach]

Yo some mad pics of my sweet whip fro mthe drag strip, this mofo was pullin wheelies on every launch...and my mad tyte throttle control..

[ScionDriver]

Man we need an offical UCP Members Lawn Mowers Forum.

[whiteballz]

while spazzy was out at the drag strip i took my full blown (up) mower on the WRC circuts. first i suffered a horrific blowout on both the rear wheels. later the back left spat itself off. after the resulting crash the engine needs to ether be reworked, or just a new engine. having a spare engine lying around i thought i will just whack it it. it should be a simple drop in conversion. ofcourse with all that extra power i needed some new wheels, so im going to fit these extra chunky tires on to give it some traction!

pic 1: is a picture of the remaining wheel.
pic 2: is of the missing wheel.
pic 3: is of the new engine for the mower
pic 4: new tires.

[whiteballz]

pic 1 my mower
pic 2 rover powered
pic 3 my helmet for the insane speeds i will reach

[IBrake4Rainbows]

You people are really, Really sad.

Canberras in Drought conditions at the moment, so we don't Actually Have a lawn as such, just a dirt patch at the front and the back of the house.....

[clutch-monkey]

i'd post pics of my ride-on mower but i'm not as sad as you lot :P

[shr0olvl]

omg You Actually Made A Thread For Those Piece Of Shit Pics? Banbanbanban

[whiteballz]

idi- this is the misc section and spazzy is entitled to create a thread for ANY subject here. -ot



EDIT: its actually the users rides section. its got a motor and wheels. its movable. i say its still fine

[henk4]

we still have a mechanical one, and 8 sqm lawn....

[carbuff]

u suxxors think that ride is whack? u aint seen nufin yet! mine, 43 inche cut, 0-60 blades of grass in 0.2 secs, shes lowered and running on eibach brakes and brembo springs, shees the hottest thing on the lawn

well actually shes just a lawnmower but who cares...

[Spastik_Roach]

You, me, one on one, down at the ol' park. Bring it on biatch.

[pimento]

LOLOLOLOL MI MOWAZ GOT AJUSTIBAL SUSPENSHUN N SHIZZLE FO REEL!!!!! I don't liek uze tha gras cacha coz its yoosles wate and i modded the pull stata wit a longa rope for mor torck!!

[Coventrysucks]

Thanks for that.

It was an attitude that shouldn't be allowed to go unpunished.

[Prius]

yo, I got a green Murray. yeah, murray barnd mower, that means it was built by Gordon Murray yeah, beat that! unlike your hoopty yaw, mines got dem modarn plastk wweeelz with dem dree ridges yaw! and it's a 5 HP too yah! Running brembo brakes and Mcperson struts, it's dwag strip ready yawh! plus I bought all these extras YAH!, they're in my garage, I just didn't put them on, even though it doesn't matter, it still can smoke a riding mower! and when I fram it and get sosme naaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssss ssssssssssssssssss bring dat hoopy to america, biatch, my Mower will eat yours for lunch yaw, while still giving the lawn the perfect inch and a half cut yawh!