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Thread: Porsche Dude Pushed It Too Far Or Did He!

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    Porsche Dude Pushed It Too Far Or Did He!

    A man left the Mount Vernon Highway movie theater and when he got to his car, another man in a black Porsche started yelling at him for parking too close to the Porsche. The man continued to curse.

    The victim also noticed that his vehicle had two flat tires and his stem caps were gone. He asked the suspect if he let the air out. The suspect continued cursing and yelling. The victim said he thought the man was getting a little too close, so he called 911.

    The responding officer asked the suspect about the incident and the man said he waited approximately two hours for the victim to come out of the theater.

    The officer asked why the man waited so long. The suspect replied, “It’s a (^$%$^)ing parking lot and I can wait as long as I want to.”

    Wrong answer.

    Porsche dude went to jail rather quickly.

    Source: Atlanta Journal and Constitution



    IMO,if some one parked the car to close where i cant go in,yes ill F that car up!
    i hate people like that.
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    Your maturity overwhelms me. Id be royally pissed if some ****er did that, id probably wait for him and give him the good news. Id call the cops or a towing company to tow the ****ers car. The ones that piss me off the most are these redneck ****ers that have those HUGE diesel trucks that take up 4 spaces...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PininfarinaPIMP
    Your maturity overwhelms me. Id be royally pissed if some ****er did that, id probably wait for him and give him the good news. Id call the cops or a towing company to tow the ****ers car. The ones that piss me off the most are these redneck ****ers that have those HUGE diesel trucks that take up 4 spaces...

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    Id be pissed to. If you just got your porsche yo9u saved for over a year and some fag parked close to it. Id be mad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PininfarinaPIMP
    Your maturity overwhelms me. Id be royally pissed if some ****er did that, id probably wait for him and give him the good news. Id call the cops or a towing company to tow the ****ers car. The ones that piss me off the most are these redneck ****ers that have those HUGE diesel trucks that take up 4 spaces...
    Your statements here never seize to amaze me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PininfarinaPIMP
    The ones that piss me off the most are these redneck ****ers that have those HUGE diesel trucks that take up 4 spaces...
    most of those huge trucks are non-diesels
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    Nowhere does it say that the guy parked his car too close to the Porsche that the Porsche owner couldn't get into it.

    It's in the public, it's a parking lot and if you don't want people parking next to your car, too bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PininfarinaPIMP
    Your maturity overwhelms me. Id be royally pissed if some ****er did that, id probably wait for him and give him the good news. Id call the cops or a towing company to tow the ****ers car. The ones that piss me off the most are these redneck ****ers that have those HUGE diesel trucks that take up 4 spaces...
    Keep the inappropriate languages down.......please..........it is too much.

    If I was that Porsche owner, what I'd do is to pay a few ppl and have them lift that car away from my Porsche, maybe flip it too. Only if I can't get in the car. If I can then I'll just leave it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PininfarinaPIMP
    Your maturity overwhelms me. Id be royally pissed if some ****er did that, id probably wait for him and give him the good news. Id call the cops or a towing company to tow the ****ers car. The ones that piss me off the most are these redneck ****ers that have those HUGE diesel trucks that take up 4 spaces...
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuattroMan
    Porsche dude went to jail rather quickly.
    Land of the free!

    Go to jail for hanging about in a car park?

    If he couldn't get into his car, or manouvre out of the space without causing damage to his or anybody elses car; what was he supposed to do?

    Walk home and go back the next day?

    I suspect, that if the "man" came out of the theatre to find a big dent in his door and load of paint scrapped off the door where the "Porsche dude" had decided to drive off without enough room, he would have been the one "yelling and cursing".

    Quote Originally Posted by QuattroMan
    IMO,if some one parked the car to close where i cant go in,yes ill F that car up!
    i hate people like that.
    Of course though, you always make sure you always leave enough room when you park, and if you did park too close to someone you'd be extremely sorry for doing so, and understanding for their anger at you... When they're yelling, and getting "in your face"... And it was a Chinese guy driving a Honda...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coventrysucks
    Land of the free!

    Go to jail for hanging about in a car park?
    If I read it correctly, for letting the air out of the guys tyres.

    Now TALK about dumb ?? How was the Honda to be moved if the idiot had let the air out of the tyres ?? Finally you dont EVER swear at a US traffic cop

    The downside of having sportscars that are wide with big doors and difficult to get out of is that you can't always park in "normal" places without accepting you can't always get in to it again. Been there with the A610 and had to climb in the passenger side and make my way across the cockpit - NOT that easy ( but at least better then the Elite ) Sounds to me like the Porsche owner was a prick who thought he deserved special treatment for owning one and being (possibly) rich. Tough shit, welcome to the REAL world. Doubt he'll be as uppity in prison cell
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    Ah, well...........
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    http://www.espritfactfile.com/codeofconduct.html Somebody should have told him that these are the rules for having exotic cars Esp #2 and #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coventrysucks
    Land of the free!

    Go to jail for hanging about in a car park?

    If he couldn't get into his car, or manouvre out of the space without causing damage to his or anybody elses car; what was he supposed to do?

    Walk home and go back the next day?

    I suspect, that if the "man" came out of the theatre to find a big dent in his door and load of paint scrapped off the door where the "Porsche dude" had decided to drive off without enough room, he would have been the one "yelling and cursing".



    Of course though, you always make sure you always leave enough room when you park, and if you did park too close to someone you'd be extremely sorry for doing so, and understanding for their anger at you... When they're yelling, and getting "in your face"... And it was a Chinese guy driving a Honda...
    I've lived in America for 30 years,land of free is disappearing right front of my eyes.I have to admit we do live in a policed country,three of my best-friends are cops,if you talk to them then you'll know why American dream is disappearing.
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    I would be mad too. Not too mad, since no damage wa probably done to the porsche. Pimp i had something to say but never mind, your gone. My mom has a Toyota Solara convertible, black, tan top, we go to the mall and park waaaaay out. (shes a bit of a freak when it comes to her car) well we get people parking out there by us. U know like so far out you should call a cab to ride in. lol well her doors have been dinged and fixed many times. So she is a bit uneasy about parking places she wont be in and out of. I can deffinatly see where this guy is coming from. But its a bit rediculious.
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