one of ma favourite conversations is where the 3 are talking about men not being able to drive convertibles..i cant remember how it goes but its something like this:
JC: I don't think any man can drive a convertible.
JM: I'm sorry. I hate to interrupt this, but this is honestly the biggest load of limp-wristed twaddle I've ever heard. These two, they're not real men. Hammond here wakes up every morning and sticks his head in a bucket of hair product. He has got a dog, but it's a poodle. And you can stop laughing, Clarkson, because you won't drink brown beer and you say "Eeeugh, flatulence isn't funny" when clearly it is! I am in fact the only proper man on this show. I live in a tumble-down house full of motorbikes, and and I think a bloke can drive a convertible. But it's got to be the right kind.
it be fun having a thread on the funny qoutes abit like the jokes thread...