Jesus Christ.
I'll get things straight.
a) Beers are awesome. Period. Bitters, India pale ales, stouts, witbiers, red ales, dark lagers, strong beers, fruit beers, and even pilsners, to name a few, are epic.
If you don't like the taste of beer then you simply haven't had the right one(s). There is a microbrewery close to my place and they sell about 400 different kind of beers, some I don't like, others I absolutely adore. Cheap and weak stuff like Coors Light are not good beers, so don't judge alcohol using cheap stuff as a reference point. I will admit though when I'm broke I do settle with them for a drunk evening without forking out to many dollaz. The ultimate bang for bucks is either 1-litre of Black Label 10% for $5, or Labatt Blue 10.1% for the same size/price. Both taste awful but they work. I also like to only drink a beer or two and enjoy their taste, I particularly do that with stouts. Om nom nom.
cargirl, white beers mixed with fruits are utterly awesome, you should give them a try, girls usually like them a lot.
As for other kinds of alcohol I'm not a fan of liquors/spirits, yet I do like to pour myself a glass of Red Label with ice from time to time, if only I could find some Irn-Bru to make it better I like vodka a lot too, and flaming Sambuca > your face.
b) Slobalts are awesome. They may be econoboxes, but they aren't shitty. In their market segment they rather pwn actually. They get good gas mileage, they are well equipped, and they are the most powerful in their market segment.
And yes, Kitdy, you don't own a car, so stfu.
c) People who disagree with any of the aforementioned will be permabanned. Try me.
This is a democracy, of course.
*wink wink*