UCP saga 4.0

[carlover]

The Mclarens sold so well it propped up the economy of the world, eventually everyone had owned a mclaren F1 at least once in their lifetime. The Beanies then decided to unleash there virus which was inserted into cute little teddy bears.......

but nobody bought them because the Mr. Beans were selling them for 250 pounds also...

[Spastik_Roach]

Except one little rich kid who gets 2 million pounds pocket money a week. He bought it home and then

[IBrake4Rainbows]

it's too bad that rich kid happened to be bill gates, and he fitted all the Mclarens with windows 98, which caused thrm to crash, so he Ctrl+Alt+Deleted them, and they had no recollection of the event.....

[carlover]

it's too bad that rich kid happened to be bill gates, and he fitted all the Mclarens with windows 98, which caused thrm to crash, so he Ctrl+Alt+Deleted them, and they had no recollection of the event.....

But the teddy bears didn't go so easily...

[crisis]

So some deranged ricer pressed them into hub caps and put them on a poor innocent Monaro and photographed it and posted it on the web as a warning to all fabric members of the Ursus family.

[carlover]

So some deranged ricer pressed them into hub caps and put them on a poor innocent Monaro and photographed it and posted it on the web as a warning to all fabric members of the Ursus family.

Then there was an Opel Van Batmobile...and that was really weird... So everyone started to PARTY!!!!!! Except for teddy bear wheels guy, who got killed by Monaro lovers.

[Spastik_Roach]

Then a talking Ford Escort van pulled up and started ramming the Opel van, which then...

[Batmobile_Turbo]

Then a talking Ford Escort van pulled up and started ramming the Opel van, which then...

called for the batmboile turbo van to come and help.

[Falcon500]

And instead a bogan in a Red VK Commadore rocked up blasting jimmy barnes and proceded to beat up the guys in the escort Panno and threw a lit toilet paper roll dippedi n diesel at it (ala bullring at the bathurst race track)

[Gabman]

And instead a bogan in a Red VK Commadore rocked up blasting jimmy barnes and proceded to beat up the guys in the escort Panno and threw a lit toilet paper roll dippedi n diesel at it (ala bullring at the bathurst race track)

It was about that time they realized that the people in the Escort were actually their parents, and they tried desperately to put out the fire. This was seen by...

[dashers]

It was about that time they realized that the people in the Escort were actually their parents, and they tried desperately to put out the fire. This was seen by...

some policemen who were surpirsingly not chasing after speeding drivers or eating dounuts.they decided...

[carlover]

...to arrest the Cheese Pizza Monster, but he killed them. Meanwhile, at the party the Monaro lovers were...

[Spastik_Roach]

Sharing stories about how Fords go so mcuh faster than them...

[Cotterik]

when some swedish hookers approached them in stolen riced up pick up trucks. They said, in manly voices "Hey you big boyz, you vrace uz babez, ve are svedish hookerz, ve vill giv you vree vishes if you vin" The Monaro lovers stood up and..

[junaman]

began to beat the h*** out of the swedish hookers but...