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  1. 08-21-2006, 10:08 AM #1
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    Chinese Sick Leave..

    "i No Come Work Today!!!"

    Hung Chow Calls Into Work And Says, "hey, I No Come Work Today, I Really Sick. Got Headache, Stomach Ache And Legs Hurt, I No Come Work."

    The Boss Says, "you Know Something, Hung Chow, I Really Need You Today. When I Feel Like This, I Go To My Wife And Tell Her To Give Me Sex. That Makes Everything Better And I Go To Work. You Try That."

    Two Hours Later Hung Chow Calls Again. "i Do What You Say And I Feel Great. I Be At Work Soon...................................hey, You Got Nice House."

    Lmao. Have A Wonderful Weekend...:d :d
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  2. 08-21-2006, 10:38 AM #2
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    hahahahahahaha
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  3. 08-21-2006, 10:57 AM #3
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    nice one!
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  4. 08-21-2006, 11:12 AM #4
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    Okay it could have worked with any ethnicity lol.
    it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha
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  5. 08-21-2006, 11:21 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by blingbling
    Okay it could have worked with any ethnicity lol.
    just a joke, i like everyone
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  6. 08-21-2006, 11:31 AM #6
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    Lol!
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  7. 08-21-2006, 01:54 PM #7
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    That was awesome lol. And now for something completely different, I'm going to town to pick up Black for my Xbox.
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    I wonder if somone won't get the joke...
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  9. 08-21-2006, 02:47 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    I wonder if somone won't get the joke...
    Well if they don't, they're missing out on a damn good laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuattroMan
    just a joke, i like everyone
    I didn't say you didn't like anything, I simply didn't understand the Chinese part of the joke.
    it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha
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  11. 08-21-2006, 04:14 PM #11
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    haha, that was great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobPorsche
    I'm going to town to pick up Black for my Xbox.

    What laugh am i missing out on??
    Be polite, Be professional, Be prepared to kill...
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  13. 08-22-2006, 12:40 AM #13
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    My boss will definately appreciate that too If i joke enough he gives me a raise Two times allready
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