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  1. 10-19-2006, 12:52 PM #1
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    Pimp my Escort

    here, i am holding a little thing for people to pimp my Escort.


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  2. 10-19-2006, 01:48 PM #2
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    And you said you matured a lot.

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    You mean your dad's escort?
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    Who would drive that, not to mention, who would pay to have sex with it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Tiv
    Who would drive that, not to mention, who would pay to have sex with it?

    WTF? Who the hell said anything about having sex with a Ford Escort? Get your mind out of the gutter son!




    BTW Tony, the Escort LX is the best car ever, it cannot be pimped....
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    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands
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  6. 10-19-2006, 02:04 PM #6
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    I think Tiv took "pimp" literally...
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  7. 10-19-2006, 02:10 PM #7
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    Since we're on the subject...
    Somebody pimp my S2...and the Hilux too, would like to see that

    EDIT: To clarify: By pimp, I mean chop it tastefully
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    I think Tiv took "pimp" literally...
    I wasn't being serious. I was poking fun at the retarded youth of the day. Pimp means to solicit for sexual intercourse-if you're doing that with a car you should not be allowed out of doors.
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    watch and laugh

    Video for you that doesn't know what a proper Escort looks like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    To clarify: By pimp, I mean chop it tastefully
    That is impossible, there is no such thing as a tastefully pimped car.
    PPC - Put a V8 in it!
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    ok fine, whatever, go crazy!
    I wanna see what people can do to it...Sorry, S2
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    I'm not chopping that piece of shit!

    Or the Escort, for that matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6
    I'm not chopping that piece of shit!

    Or the Escort, for that matter.

    yo' mamma, you jealous POS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    yo' mamma, you jealous POS
    Yes, I do have one...

    Jealous? Maybe. Piece Of Sex? Most definitely

    Thank you, Asif! I had no idea you had feelings for me in that way!
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    Karrmann is back!?!?!!!!
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