now this is how its gonna be:
post the best lines uve ever heard here. dont matter if its a quote or a joke (or, as in the case of a certain president, usually both ). jus make sure tht ure posts are one-liners ONLY. (rep points may be deducted for those postin more than one-line jokes! )

im gonna start by postin junaman's sig, coz he was the one who inspired me to do this...(+1 for u dude...)

"A Higher voter turnout means that more people are going to the polls"

"Teachers are the only proffesion that teach our children"

lets see wat u got....

ps: sum1 had mentioned startin a thread like this in sum other thread. who was it?