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I liked this direction.Originally Posted by Rockefella
My turn.
Audi R8 : We're getting better and better.
Alfa Romeo 8c : Remember we used to be good?
Corvette C6 : At least i look like one..
Corvette Z06 : At least i go like one...
Mercedes CL Class : I is coupe
Mercedes SL Class : I are supercar
BMW 6 Series : I is sportscar
BMW M6 : I is supercar
Maserati Granturismo : I am Maserati hence great.
Dodge Viper SRT10 : Free cock enlargement program with purchase
Jaguar XK : Old guy
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Audi R8-I cant afford a Lambo
Alfa Romeo 8c-Panty dropper
Corvette C6-old man beach cruiser/panty dropper
Corvette Z06-panty dropper
Mercedes CL Class-old man
Mercedes SL Class-Sl65 are crazy
BMW 6 Series-Ugly
BMW M6-shoulda saved money and bought a Toyota that looks the same
Maserati Granturismo-panty dropper
Dodge Viper SRT10-Will always be a step above a Z06
Jaguar XK-I wish I could afford a V8 Vantage
UCP biggest mustang lover
Enthusiast
this is a fun game!
Audi R8 - lets make money for VW cos they cant sell premium cars
Alfa Romeo 8c - who wants to buy us next and fund this?
Corvette C6 - i want to sit in a fast cadburys milk tray box
Corvette Z06 - lets perfect the imperfect
Mercedes CL Class - the emotionless GT
Mercedes SL Class - a bit "Dale Winton" if you know what i mean
BMW 6 Series - i want people to avoid me
BMW M6 - i want people to think im driving a diesel with a digital ill mannered clutch in town
Maserati Granturismo - i want to feel good about buying from a charity case
Dodge Viper SRT10 - the railway (signal box) company/trainer car
Jaguar XK - wheres my golf clubs?
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And i like this direction too !
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Enthusiast
In what way is the Viper a muscle car?
Its the very definition of a sports car: built ground up performer, 2 seater convertable, RWD, independent suspension.
Enthusiast
I agree more with what you said, but a possible explanation is the massive brutal engine, virtually flat powerbands, drag race loving masochist-mobile?
"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring" - Richard Feynman, last recorded words.
Furniture
it doesn't have the finesse of a proper sportscar, its a brute - like a muscle car
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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Muscle cars have back seats, solid rear axles, bad chassis, V8s, and crappy brakes.
Furniture
The previous Mustang Cobra had IRS. Does that prevent it from being a muscle car? And the Challenger and Camaro will probably have IRS too, won't they be muscle cars?
Lack of charisma can be fatal.
Visca Catalunya!
Rookie
hahaha nice one... my turn!
Audi R8-my fooling Veyron version
Alfa Romeo 8c-just to stand out from the common Maseratis
Corvette C6-old man with young girl needs!
Corvette Z06-old man that now got a lil money + panty dropper
Mercedes CL Class-im a ghetto rapper with money and Big ass Chrome Rims
Mercedes SL Class-Wanna look like a hollywood star
BMW 6 Series-Ugly... not as a Qvale Mangusta but kinda
BMW M6-tried to fix my sh** but man its hard
Maserati Granturismo-just one step to my Ferrari + panty dropper
Dodge Viper SRT10-Panty Dropper without a doubt
Jaguar XK-my mommy didnt wanted an import... so she bought me this!
just my way to see things... dont yell at me
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out of those list possibly the Viper and the Z06 and the R8 could be qualified as some sorts of a sportscar. The others are just cars with powerful engines and two doors and a sort of luxury equipment that a true sportscar does not need....
Current real sportscars: Lotus Elise, Donkervoort, Caterham, Morgan Plus 6, BMW Z4M,
"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." Douglas Adams
Furniture
Called in fact the Morgan Roadster V6...
Oh and I can't believe you classify the R8 as a sportscar but not the 8C.
Lack of charisma can be fatal.
Visca Catalunya!
Enthusiast
Audi R8 - 911 viz ze engine in ze right place.
Alfa Romeo 8c - "Hi, we're Alfa Romeo. We used to be good at this sort of thing. Please buy our Fiats."
Corvette C6 - Ideal for driving to the chest wig store.
Corvette Z06 - Ideal for driving to the chest wig store in a hurry.
Mercedes CL Class - An S class for people without friends.
Mercedes SL Class - "No sweetie, I can't remember what it's called. It's just the most expensive thing that they had in the shop at the time..."
BMW 6 Series - The fat kid.
BMW M6 - The fat kid that goes to the gym a lot, who's still fat.
Maserati Granturismo - "No sweetie, I can't remember what it's called, cos I'm completely baked off my tits."
Dodge Viper SRT10 - THE most-wanted car by 9-year olds worldwide. Approach owners with extreme caution.
Jaguar XK - Fore!
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i take offence! germans dont say ze that much! i want you banned
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maybe because I read the latest EVO issue. What is weight of the Alfa?Called in fact the Morgan Roadster V6...
Oh and I can't believe you classify the R8 as a sportscar but not the 8C.
"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." Douglas Adams
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