Oh good one.
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Oh good one.
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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It's obvious that there was a mistake at the factory on Colin's truck. No one in their right mind would buy a 2wd truck. They simply forgot to install it. Either that, or it was removed during an oil change and the tech forgot to put it back in.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
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I hate when the tech forgets to put my rear driveshaft back in.Originally Posted by Quiggs
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
Furniture
I think I lost my front drive shaft...
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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Last time I let one of the guys I work with do stuff on my car, they forgot to put my reverse transmission back in. Worst part was, all he did was change a taillight bulb for me.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
Furniture
It must have happened when I was getting my blinker fluid changed.
Wait, I got my headlight battery replaced a few weeks ago...
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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Did the tech use a left handed screw driver?
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
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One time I accidentally used a left handed screwdriver in my right hand. Damn near broke my wrist. Never again...
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
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hahahah hilarious as it is, back on topic before i forget what im getting her: lingere, 2 dozen roses delivered to her during class, and probably a dinner or something
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my pre-wedding gift from my wife was a bottle of Blue. she's the perfect girl.
although, while reading this thread along with me, we both decided that we aren't going to buy gifts, just go out to a nice dinner.
Honor. Courage. Commitment. Etcetera.
Furniture
NICE!
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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Good job, how did you manage to get there.
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Strong backhand?
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
Flat Out
if you let her handle the finances, then she can realize if youre broke or not.
so she decides how much we spend on gifts, v-day, birthdays, xmas, an the like... she typically gives me a limit i can spend.
if we're broke, we cant spend money. (broke is in relative terms, we still do pretty well for ourselves)
Honor. Courage. Commitment. Etcetera.
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