Allow me to pick this apart.
You own a sedan so obviously you have more room in the back for such things as packs of beer and whatnot. You're correct about the truck opening size. When I want to insert my subwoofer box I must remove the rear seats and insert it through that opening instead. However once it is I can easily fit a golf/gym/duffel bag and/or a dead body in also.
You're doing it wrong. I get 33 MPG and I never shift below 4 grand.Is it economical?
No. Even with careful driving I can't seem to get better gas mileage than 10.9-litre/100 km (22 mpg) city driving. Theorical range is about 415 km.
No it's not. It has a 4x4 stance and yours is automatic.Is it fun to drive?
For what it is, yes. I drove the Civic and the Lancer, and they were better IMO, but the Slo isn't bad at all. It's also quite fast. 0-100 in 8.3 seconds, 0-160 in 16.8. Tried.
You ride the brakes. I'm still on my original pads/rotors and I have more mileage than you.Will it break down all the time?
It's under warranty so it doesn't bother me too much, but so far the main problem is its brakes. I have read the front rotors (it's got drum brakes in the back) are rather prone to warp, and they did. And they're still warped as I write this. Also I've been through 2 sets of pads so far. Otherwise nothing to mention.
Word.Is it easy to park?
I have got a sick (I mean sick) spoiler pulling mad downforce that doesn't hide my rearview and tells me where the rear end of car is, so yes. Piece of cake.
True, it's orange...Is it green?
As I mentionned earlier, not quite.
I wont go there.Can I afford it?
Yes.
Nah dude you're ****ed.What If I'm asked to take part in a beach assault with the Royal Marines?
It would probably work but I can't be f***ed to bring it to the UK.