At the logging show near where I used to live I was in the front row watching these two rednecks with a buick v8 powered chainsaw. Exhaust pipes are about 6 inches long aimed right at the users face and it goes through a decent sized long in about a second. I'm pretty sure stuff like that is why I'm going deaf.
I just realized that someone used the phrases "redneck" and "logging show" in a thread about a ferrari. Is this the end of the world as we know it?