Where have all the funnies gone!?
Housekeeping here, all is taken care of. Let hilarity ensue.
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Where have all the funnies gone!?
Housekeeping here, all is taken care of. Let hilarity ensue.
Last edited by Rockefella; 04-25-2007 at 03:58 PM.
The Datto will rage again...
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old son playing with his new train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want to get off, get the **** off now, and all you bastards who want to get on, hurry up and get the **** on now.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house, go to your room and stay there for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train set, but only if you use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train set. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She then hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see that c*nt in the kitchen."
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A teacher says to her class of 6 year olds: "can anyone use a sentence with the word "contagious" in it?"
Little Sally sticks her hand up and says "My mum said that when I had measles, I was very contagious"
The teacher says "well done! can anyone else come up with a sentence with the word "contagious" in it?"
Jonny sticks his hand up and says "My dad saw our neighbour painting his house and said "it'll take that contagious"
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A little boy sees an african-american across the street driving the same car as his father.
The boy tells his father - "Look! That black guy has the same car" and the Father tells him, "That's offensive-Use the right word", so the boy apologizes and said "Look, that nigger has the same car!"
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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<3
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John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
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Ok, here's a joke for you. I'm drinking again.
Seriously.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
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"A string is approximately nine long."
Egg Nogg 02-04-2005, 05:07 AM
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God, here we go again.
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
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Stop.
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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GTFO of the joke thread! We need more funni.
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Dude, how the hell did you hit 5k posts? Didn't realise you posted that much..hmm
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
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Well I have been a bit bored lately...but hopefully my quality hasn't suffered to much, if it was ever there.
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Truthfully, I can't honestly say I can remember. You just seem to quitely get on with it
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
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Great to know I'm noticedTruthfully, I can't honestly say I can remember. You just seem to quitely get on with it
Ah well better then being noticed and disliked,
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No, it's not like that. I notice you, I see you posting, but I can't remember many of your posts
It's near 5am so that's probably the main reason. I'll shut up now before I dig a deeper hole for myself
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
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