Was going to post in the jokes thread and then felt it deserved it's own

From http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-...er-bender.html

Favourite comment was "I wonder if the blondes were texting each other...."

Million-Dollar Fender Bender

A blonde woman driving a Bentley crashes into an Aston Martin, Ferrari, Mercedes, and Porsche.

Insert punch line here.