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    Shocking cow story!

    I'm as speechless as the cow on this one.


    Pensioner's cow sex shame

    07 June 2006

    A NAILSEA pensioner has received a police caution after being caught trying to have sex with a cow.

    The 67-year-old man, who has not been named but is from Nailsea, was spotted acting suspiciously in a field off The Causeway at 6.45am on Bank Holiday Sunday.

    A member of the public alerted the police after spotting the man 'behaving strangely' in the field.

    When police arrived they found the man stood on a small set of steps, trying to have intercourse with the cow.

    The man received an official police caution.

    It is believed the cow was shocked, but otherwise unhurt.

    Avon and Somerset Police spokesman Wayne Baker said: "A 67-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of attempting to have intercourse with an animal.

    "The arrest followed an incident in the Leigh Wood Drive area of Nailsea on May 28.

    "He was cautioned and later released.

    http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t...%253A040&cid=0

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    This is probably common in prisons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spi-ti-tout
    This is probably common in prisons.
    He's not a prisoner, he's a pensioner(older, retired person).

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    Lots of people do strange things with animals...

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    What's the news ? We had a mass animal rapist on the loose last year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Scuderia
    He's not a prisoner, he's a pensioner(older, retired person).
    Lol i jsut re-read it thought it was a prisoner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Scuderia
    He's not a prisoner, he's a pensioner(older, retired person).
    Yes, I read correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakkie
    What's the news ? We had a mass animal rapist on the loose last year
    They mostly prefer sheep over here tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by quattro_20v
    They mostly prefer sheep over here tho
    Spiders are better than both.

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    Sick sh*t nonetheless...
    Alright brain... you don't like me and I don't like you... but lets just do this...

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    if they had babies, thatd be even more disturbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakkie
    What's the news ? We had a mass animal rapist on the loose last year
    Haha remember Spastiks storys on that rooster or whatever it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6
    Spiders are better than both.
    Just revealed a whole lot about your "self" there Sam.
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotterik
    if they had babies, thatd be even more disturbing
    Only if by disturbing you mean awesome.

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