But what floor? And you'll need a keycard to get past two doors.. we dont take lightly to bike riding pedos' around these parts.
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bought an ikea wardrobe. now the fun begins.
so far as i can tell it wants me to hire an architect (has a pencil on his ear), fumble with a hammer and screwdriver with freaky two fat fingered hands, stroke the cupboard suggestively whilst on a magic carpet, and find two nordic strongmen to repeatedly flip it around and round.
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no no, they INSIST i hire an architect...regi get in here.
i just noticed they indicate that dry humping causes corners to break and is bad.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
A pencil can also denominate a tradesman.. I used to do that when I was building sets. It does look like a round pencil though, which no self respecting tradie would deign to use. Rectangular or nothing!
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
They also say that if none of this works you should plug your telephone lead to an IKEA store or something.
I don't get the swedes.
Lack of charisma can be fatal.
Visca Catalunya!
Bought a set of Tommy armour 845s silver Scot irons, a Taylor made burner driver, Nike sumo 3 wood, and a nickleton hybrid to ante up my golf game. All of it used came to ~$270. Will test on Thursday
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I have put together:
our Coffee Table
a Poang Chair
My bedside table
my sisters cabinet
The TV cabinet
the wall mounted unit
all from Ikea.
And our kitchen cabinets are Ikea as well. It's all about how good you are with a bent hexagonal rod >_>...<_< nothing suss.
Also EDIT: are you really that retarded you can't work out you are meant to caber toss the cabinet?
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no i'm still at the part where i place it on a flying persian rug and stroke it suggestively.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
That does take some time, you must tame the cabinet before you can put your stuff on it.
Have you tried using vaseline on it's joints?
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Oh, is that what it is.. I just thought sweeds had cloven hooves for hands.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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