the offical Karrmann rice alert log thread.

**Suka** · 07-07-2005, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

GOT YOU, Suka

Trying to delete the evidence, huh ???

Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

**Matra et Alpine** · 07-07-2005, 01:34 PM

An argument isn't just contradiction.
It is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
Look, if uou argue, you must take up a contrary position.
That's not just saying 'No it isn't.'

**Suka** · 07-07-2005, 01:35 PM

No it isn't!

**Matra et Alpine** · 07-07-2005, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Suka

Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.

**Suka** · 07-07-2005, 01:37 PM

*DING*
I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.

**emperor** · 07-07-2005, 01:41 PM

Suka, can you argue in your free time?

**Suka** · 07-07-2005, 01:42 PM

I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

**spi-ti-tout** · 07-07-2005, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

Sir Cardinal! please bring...THE COMFY CHAIR

If you say so....

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

Monty Python, it started with holy Grail quotes and has now just got very silly with various sketches being quoted

Never heard of it, will rent it on DVD next time

**Suka** · 07-07-2005, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by spi-ti-tout

Never heard of it

Blasphemy!
STONE HIM!

**emperor** · 07-07-2005, 01:50 PM

Ok, from now on nobody is to stone anyone, even if they do say JEHOVA! (*ducks*)

**Pando** · 07-07-2005, 01:51 PM

This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes.
In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing.

**emperor** · 07-07-2005, 01:53 PM

All of the winter 1942 our translators were working on a German version of the joke. For security they were translating 1 word at a time. One of them saw 2 words by accident and had to spend 4 weeks in a hospital.

**Suka** · 07-07-2005, 01:54 PM

It was not long before the Army became interested in the military potential of the Killer Joke. Under top security, the joke was hurried to a meeting of Allied Commanders at the Ministry of War.

Top brass were impressed. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards.

**Pando** · 07-07-2005, 01:57 PM

What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without
flint or tinder? @ Sukas avatar

**emperor** · 07-07-2005, 02:08 PM

But only if ye be man of valor. For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no ma yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of all 50 man lies through about its lair. So brave knights if you do doubt your courage or your strenght come no further for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth. (sorry for mispelling, I was writing it from listening, don't have text)

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