I just can't stop eating paper (:s

[baddabang]

I think UK CARS is a crack head

[UK CARS]

I think UK CARS is a crack head

hahaha might be...nah im not...joint boy!

[megotmea7]

*pushes spastick out of the way as i jet past*

i have room to talk i have a thing for calculators...

[Fowler]

well, when i used to play counter strike, i would get frustrated enough to chew the mike on me headset. and for good reason too, i was dumb enough to play cs on 26K X'D

[DB9Vantage]

THIS IS A PUBLIC WARNING!

Eating paper is not healthy due to many reasons not only because it doesn't digest very well but also because you could die a horrible horrible death from paper cuts to the interior of the mouth.

Another habit which I myself un-fortunatley encounter was wooden pencil eating. It has similar effects as the paper because of splinters. However I overcome this problem when I visited the Millennium Dome. They made pencils out of polystayrene cups which eliminated the chances of death. So a tip to people with a paper eating habit ... try eating a less fine cut paper such as board or atleast chop down your paper and leave to soak in water (which will even mean you dont have to drink).

F**k the Atkins diet - the Stationary cupboard is the diet of tommorrow!

[UK CARS]

THIS IS A PUBLIC WARNING!

Eating paper is not healthy due to many reasons not only because it doesn't digest very well but also because you could die a horrible horrible death from paper cuts to the interior of the mouth.

Another habit which I myself un-fortunatley encounter was wooden pencil eating. It has similar effects as the paper because of splinters. However I overcome this problem when I visited the Millennium Dome. They made pencils out of polystayrene cups which eliminated the chances of death. So a tip to people with a paper eating habit ... try eating a less fine cut paper such as board or atleast chop down your paper and leave to soak in water (which will even mean you dont have to drink).

F**k the Atkins diet - the Stationary cupboard is the diet of tommorrow!

you made me scared..... ...oh no i might die, goodbye all

[Cotterik]

*Grabs Jimbo by the collar* "We're moving to Wales, I know it smells, but these scary people cant get at us there" * friendly hug, high five *
* Jumps in Evo VIII MR and roars into the horizon *

( After a good 4 hours of driving, Rik pulls up onto the hard shoulder )
Jimbo, as the great Winston Churchill once said.. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."

In other words Jimbo.. lets eat! *grabs notepad*

[Matra et Alpine]

Studying for the exams not going well then boys, huh

[SilverG35SportC]

uhh... ...I chew on my nails, sometimes as a nervours habit and sometimes as a bored habit but never paper....Ive treid paper as a joke with friends but never got into the regualr habit....Yeah id suggest something that will really make you high in fiber...All -Bran..hehehhe

[byronleehk]

I thought you guys were just kidding

[Sweeney921]

my advice, straight out of the commercial.....

get regular, stay regular, METAMUCIL
good thing i don't have problems with my ability to take a dump at age 15

[cp01ae]

UK Cars, I suggest you take some slightly aged box-board, fry it up with a bit of butter and eat that, it's delicious and makes warm a snack that can't be beat!

[werty]

recently ive stopped eating food, and started eating paper any sorts a4, card..any! ive got real cravings for paper..its so morish, you probaly think im a idiotic nutter...but this is true ...when i get home i just reach for the printer paper drawer and eat paper! ive eaten like 200 sheets in like 2 days .....im scared, and as i get older i feel im becoming more immature

has anyone experienced anything like this before? do you eat paper? can you help me?

what flavors do you have

[DB9Vantage]

Beware of Coloured Paper! Its has the same risks as the pen eating habit except this time its paper dye!! If you want to go extreme though, use paper with glow in the dark writing on for that just bleached glow

[UK CARS]

*Grabs Jimbo by the collar* "We're moving to Wales, I know it smells, but these scary people cant get at us there" * friendly hug, high five *
* Jumps in Evo VIII MR and roars into the horizon *

( After a good 4 hours of driving, Rik pulls up onto the hard shoulder )
Jimbo, as the great Winston Churchill once said.. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."

In other words Jimbo.. lets eat! *grabs notepad*

im so proud of you and winston aswell,