Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
I love this one
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gold!
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Egg Nogg 02-04-2005, 05:07 AM
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU&feature=BFa&list=PL255DD24D37F 4EFE8&lf=autoplay"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU&feature=BFa&list=PL255DD24D37F 4EFE8&lf[/ame]
Never own more cars than you can keep charged batteries in...
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Paul McCartney is already pissed off with his new wife,
apparently she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last wife
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....
'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know that people in Abu Dhabi do'
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qUNFnjmP4o"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qUNFnjmP4o[/ame]
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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This video has sparked a great, great need for as much of this TV show as humanly possible as soon as possible. So much fun.
"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring" - Richard Feynman, last recorded words.
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We're on our second series in the UK
BBC, but I suspect too "raw" for US audience ?
Torrent is your friend
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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Can't torrent at school, the protocol is blocked. There are ways around it, but I don't want to find out which ones they can track!
"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring" - Richard Feynman, last recorded words.
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A mate of mine has just told me he's having sex with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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This isn't a joke, but it may cause squeamishness. It's a custom PC case.. of sorts.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
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She missed a killer opportunity: stereo 3D webcams in his EYES.
Feh. Canadians.
Never own more cars than you can keep charged batteries in...
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"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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I used a performance enhancer in the bedroom with my wife last night.
I wore a blindfold.
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. He thinks he can just rub up against it to turn it on.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, the cows go moo!
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They found a big hole in the wall around the nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
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Why do women knit?
It gives them something to think about when they're talking.
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Did you know there are female hormones in beer?
When you drink beer, you argue over trivial things, don't make any sense, start to cry and you lose your ability to drive.
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What's the worst thing about living on O street?
Having to go a block to P.
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OK, ok, I'll stop the torture
An it harm none, do as ye will
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