help - life changing decision needed

[Matra et Alpine]

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my other half has been having it away with another bloke. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my other half, I don't know how to. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind the A610 that I noticed tarnishing on my alloys.

Should I use an old rag and some autosol, or does it need polishing out with a proper polishing drill?

[Wouter Melissen]

First try the autosol, if that doesn't work use the drill.

[fpv_gtho]

i dont know whether to take that seriously or not with the contrast between the last couple of lines and the rest of the post

[Wouter Melissen]

i dont know whether to take that seriously or not with the contrast between the last couple of lines and the rest of the post

Tarnishing on alloys is a very serious matter.

[UK CARS]

Right ive had a proper look at the post and , im not even gong to say anything.4
EDIT

[Matra et Alpine]

i dont know whether to take that seriously or not with the contrast between the last couple of lines and the rest of the post

sorry guys

If I'd put the smiley on the first post it's humour would have failed.

Seems it maybe has for some already

[fpv_gtho]

Tarnishing on alloys is a very serious matter.

I'd be led to believe that tarnished alloys are probably the least of Peter's problems at the moment

EDIT: remember the smiley next time Peter

[Matra et Alpine]

I'd be led to believe that tarnished alloys are probably the least of Peter's problems at the moment

EDIT: remember the smiley next time Peter

Sorry again, fpv, the joke woudl never have worked with a smiley.

Everyone would see the face and know half way thourgh it couldn't be 'real'.
So for the "punchline" twist to work, the reader needs to be "suckered in" to belieivng it and feeling all those terrible thoughts and then "wham" !!

Best advice to anyeon who doesn't laugh ( or groan ) at the end is to get out and see more stand-up comedy and sit in the front row

[fpv_gtho]

maybe i just need to get used to that UK humour

[r1ckst4]

hahaha... Matra u bastard... i almost felt sorry for u there! u deserve that tarnishing on ur alloys!

[UK CARS]

I must admit, i was believing it at first.
very good, as ive said before, you are funniest on ucp.
I did think that wtf would you tell us guys about it, surely it would lower that big man reputation wouldnt it?

[NoOne]

^^^^

Got "Suckered"

[bucko]

hehehe classic

[UK CARS]

^^^^

Got "Suckered"

Oh shut up,
i bet everyone who read that first half, would have fallen for it

[UK CARS]

Once again, im impressed.

Right, who have you got that from??