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    Cannibal Duck: Attack of red face

    A innocent, sweet, shall we say, duckling, has lost its mummy. Very distressed already, it ran on to the lawn in hopes of finding her there. But this move could nearly cost the duckling its life. For waiting there was Red Face, king of underground pond, and serial rapist. It hunted the duckling down, and scooped it up in its mouth. The only thing that saved this ducklings life was human intervention, which spooked Red Face.

    The duckling managed to get home, still without its mother. Later on the duckling was spotted in the garden, with Kermit, the cat, feeling hungry. Very hungry. Once again human intervention saved the day.

    Stay tuned for more episodes of, Cannibal Duck.

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    Number 1, Red face, pondering where we are most likely to stand on his shit..
    Number 2, Duckling, on the run (That stuff on the ground, suprisingly, isn't duck shit, we we're clearing out our gutters (that desperately need replacing) . Dirty, filthy job.
    Number 3, Kermit, cleaning himself.
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    Why? Thats all I want is why
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    The Duckling is currently missing in action. Its mother and her 6 other ducklings have fortuneately returned.

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    Zomg!!! Roflwaffles!!!

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    EDIT: Red Face was just seen raping a black, female duck outside. However the two now seem on mutual terms. Memory short, befouls the duck.

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    Are yu bored,or are you bored ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakkie
    Are yu bored,or are you bored ?
    Both and neither

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach
    EDIT: Red Face was just seen raping a black, female duck outside. However the two now seem on mutual terms. Memory short, befouls the duck.
    thats racial profiling! you evil man! when can we all be color blind?!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche
    thats racial profiling! you evil man! when can we all be color blind?!?!?!
    I'm bad to the bone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach
    Number 1, Red face, pondering where we are most likely to stand on his shit.
    I haven't laughed this much in a while. Thanks Will!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach
    EDIT: Red Face was just seen raping a black, female duck outside. However the two now seem on mutual terms. Memory short, befouls the duck.
    Did uncle goldfish lend it's memory to Red Face?

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    Possibly.

    Today, it would seem Red Face and 2 of his entourage had hired the Magpie gang as body guards. I could only get this close for photos, for fear of a "Beating" but with a new Zoom SLR Camera arriving soon, I hope to get closer. Therefore, Redface was not available for comment.
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    lol the pic of "kermit" makes it look like hes got no head!

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    This is so interesting. It's totally useless.....yet weirdly enough it is highly amusing. Keep it up!
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    Nor the magpie gang or Red Face and the entourage has been seen around their local posse, making any news updates difficult. It is thought they may have retreated to the woolshed. Very little is known about this place but spies have seen Swastikas on the wall, and slaughter houses outside it. Rumour has it of ritual sacrificing, and cannibalism.

    (Seriously though, im' buggered if i know how a Swastika got on the wall, taggers maybe, or previous owners of the house...)
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