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Thread: Haters gonna hate. Bitches gonna bitch.

  1. #61
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    Jesus Christ, this GTI is baller. ****ing heated seats and shit. Like 18psi in my turbo, shit is like psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Leaving Hondas and V6 Mustang fags long behind me. Hey, homo, your car is ****ing gay. Jesus. You don't impress anyone. Faggot. God damn.

    Oh shit. Got paid today, dropped a half a ****ing stack on shit for my ****ing GTI. You bitches can't even fathom that shit. Soon as it comes in, I can ****ing install my God damn coils and lower that bitch. Shit yes. Mother****ing adjustable end links and shit.

    Also ordered the Bentley manual DVD so I can ****ing look up how to ****ing do shit. Cause this GTI shit is complicated. Sensors and modules all up in a mother****er. Holy shit.

    Spent $500 in 10 minutes without batting an eye, u mad fags?

    And since I didn't make a joke at Johnny's expense yet, he ****ed a loose hooker in Mexico for $45 to lose his virginity. I'm not even ****ing sure if that counts. Virginfag.

    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Your car.
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    This parallel universe is funny.
    Lack of charisma can be fatal.
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  4. #64
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    I really like how you've mod-ed it w/o making it look "ridic." It manages to look relatively stock so the haters can't hate too much. Definitely bi-winning. Now go take some Charlie Sheen (the drug) and go melt some kids' faces off with your sick ride.

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    I see a plethora of grey Golf's whenever I step out of my living room. That Country 4x4 version is quite rare to see though.

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    yeah, i thought it was some early generation VW tiguan. maybe it needs moar lights on the front?
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    It's shame you bought an SUV Quiggs, I thought better of you.
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  8. #68
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    wow, I bet that car will be hot when you get done. I await updated in process pictures

  9. #69
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    Oh ****, bitches.

    ****ing Koni coilovers are installed. Shit is so cash. Still waiting for this shit to settle all the way, but **** you, I screwed them shits all the way down. Handles like a mother****er.

    I'm lower than Pat and faster than Johnny. You jelly, fags?

    All you faggots are getting are teasers. Cause my car is dirty from being so ****ing awesome, and also because **** you faggots.
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

  10. #70
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    Holy ****ing back from the dead. God damn.

    You niggers have missed a ton of choice winning baller status shit. Mother****ing 3" exhaust from the ****ing turbo all the way back. Why? ****ing because ****ing race ****ing car. Now bitches can hear my turbo before they can even see this shit, and they soak their panties instantly.

    Installed a TT Short Shifter. Found out my shit already had a short shifter. Now I've got ****ing TWO short shifters. Yfw 10 speed GTI, bitch. Euro headlights, Euro tails. Cause a mother****er's gotta be able to see and shit. Wheel spacers cause holy shit flush as **** fitment is key.

    I don't even think I should post pictures, because your shit-ass monitors will probably implode from the Dopeas**** status that will be displayed.
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    I just came with the force of 1,000,000 suns.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

  12. #72
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    May God have mercy on our souls...

    Also, my roommate has an identical GTI except his is black and higher than Lindsay Lohan on a weekend bender.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Feels Good Man.
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  14. #74
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    f**kyeah.jpg Quiggs, I like it.
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    Wheel gap.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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