Funny Jokes ... WARNING: may offend

[VtecMini]

erm... 1337...

Isn't two copies of sonic and knuckles kinda cheating, though?

Anybody know what the one below the cleaning thing is?

[kingofthering]

Sega 32X.

[2ndclasscitizen]

So would that thing actually work?

[clutch-monkey]

top 100 quotes from fundamentalist christians:
FSTDT: Top 100 Quotes
includign such gems as:

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

who lets these people breed???

[jediali]

whats worse the evolution argument or the hp/l argument. This reminds me of:
YouTube - Family Guy Evolution Clip

[2ndclasscitizen]

After every flight, Qantas Pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then Pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas Pilots marked with a P and the solutions by maintence engineers marked with an S.

BTW>>>>Qantas is the ONLY major airline that has never never, ever, had an accident.

P. Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S. Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P. Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S. Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P. Something loose in cockpit.
S. Something tightened in cockpit.

P. Dead bugs on windshield.
S. Live bugs on back order.

P. Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S. Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P. Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S. Evidence removed.

P. DME volume unbelievably loud.
S. DME volume set to more believable level.

P. Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S. That's wot friction locks are for.

P. IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S. IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Suspected crack in windshield.
S. Suspect you are right.

P. Number 3 engine missing.
S. Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P. Aircraft handles funny.
S. Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.

P. Target radar hums.
S.Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P. mouse in cockpit.
S. Cat installed.

P. Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S. Took hammer away from midget.

[NSXType-R]

Girlie men drive Dodge vehicles....

[RazaBlade]

^^ Ha ha ha!! That is brilliant spotting!

[2ndclasscitizen]

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Evidence Removed. Lol.

[jediali]

my sort of IT class:
http://www.epidauros.be/raid.jpg

[Cyco]

[The_Canuck]

Some of these are pretty good:

Truthful Automobile Ads

[Ferrer]

Some of these are pretty good:

Truthful Automobile Ads

Nowhere near as good as the real deal.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Nowhere near as good as the real deal.

That is absolutely brilliant!! Inspired find.