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  1. #1
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    Ricer

    What is a ricer?

    I found this when trying to find a good definition of what is a ricer after seeing all of you saying it... well.. i still can't stop laughing

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    very funny .... lololol
    Fun is not a straight line

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    Funny but TRUE
    " I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect."

    My bumper sticker "If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you"

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    I know so many people like that..... finally people who feel the same way as me

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    HAHA very funny very amusing
    There is 3 people on a boat with loads of children running around it, the 3 people are: 1. Bob geldof, 2. Ozzy Osbourne, and 3. Micheal jackson, they're sailing out for the G8 live aid, they've hit a rock and they're sinking, bob says: "save the children!" ozzy says: "Fuc the children!"

    Micheal says "have we got time?"

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    Come on guys!

    Look... I don't know what the deal is with you people dissing "ricers" like that. I mean, it's not their fault that their cars have to sport these huge rear wings. It's really Honda/Mazda/Hyundai's fault! You see, they should have studied the aerodynamics of a Civic/MX3/Sonata past 150 mph (which all of these cars easily surpass. I mean, if the engineers over in Japan had just done their jobs and fitted these cars with ground effects and fans and sculpted bodies to maximize airflow at these speeds these poor kids wouldn't have to sacrifice rearward visibility for the sake of high speed stability.

    I, for one, am tired of these auto companies putting crap products on the market. I have already written Honda, Mazda, and Hyundai, and they have assured me that the next generation of little underpowered automotive appliances will undergo rigorous high speed wind tunnel analysis. Honda, being the exemplary company that it is, has offered to develop the next Civic sedan alongside the F1 BAR. Kudos to them!



    ****ing ricers...

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    hahaha great 1. did u make that up? if so good job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPHFerrari
    hahaha great 1. did u make that up? if so good job!
    Thanks. Yes I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassioC
    Thanks. Yes I did.
    lol, nice write-up man
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    I think the ricer culture all depend on where you are from. For instance, i might not be a ricer but 70% of the people who modify their car are ricer, and half of the ricer only have a stock car with hey-look-how-good-my-car-can-fart type of muffler.

    There are several reasons that leads to this in my hometown...
    1. No point having good performance, not enough road for you to show that engine under your hood. 200HP and you are the king of the road here.
    2. There is no race track and official race, unless the Sport and Youth depertment organize a drag race, like twice a year.
    3. Street Race is illegal..
    4. Modify your car too much is illegal..
    5. Being a ricer is not...
    6. There is 5 times more car show than races...
    7. Performance is 20% of the total score in the car show (i still can't get over with that lancer GSR lose out to a ricer's 3 cylinder Diahatsu Move)
    8. Its easier for a ricer to pick up chix here than a racer can one of the reason i'm still dateless...

    so... well.. thats about it..

    hey how about answaring all the statement about ricers? i'll go first.. i think it will be fun...

    omg.. it is too long... can't i attach txt file?
    Last edited by SilverArrowZ; 06-23-2004 at 12:28 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassioC
    Look... I don't know what the deal is with you people dissing "ricers" like that. I mean, it's not their fault that their cars have to sport these huge rear wings. It's really Honda/Mazda/Hyundai's fault! You see, they should have studied the aerodynamics of a Civic/MX3/Sonata past 150 mph (which all of these cars easily surpass. I mean, if the engineers over in Japan had just done their jobs and fitted these cars with ground effects and fans and sculpted bodies to maximize airflow at these speeds these poor kids wouldn't have to sacrifice rearward visibility for the sake of high speed stability.

    I, for one, am tired of these auto companies putting crap products on the market. I have already written Honda, Mazda, and Hyundai, and they have assured me that the next generation of little underpowered automotive appliances will undergo rigorous high speed wind tunnel analysis. Honda, being the exemplary company that it is, has offered to develop the next Civic sedan alongside the F1 BAR. Kudos to them!



    ****ing ricers...
    Spoken like a true Ricer.....lol

    you want flied lice with that?
    Fo' Shizzle ...My Nizzle

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    REPOST!!!

    at least that was my frist reaction. then i realized it was a bad case of
    REVIVING DEAD THREADS!

    why the hell did u bring back this old thread to add a stupid little quip. the only reason to do revive a thread is if important information must be shared. this is almost as bad as when someone revives a thread thats been dead 4 months and posts
    "lol"

    why do that? and as a response to your post, HE WAS KIDDING!! note the smiley; something yours lacks. i hope you are kidding as well, although in its current smiley-less state it looks nothing short of a sarvastic insult.

    if u were kidding, than forget all this shit i just said except the reposting part. if you werent kidding, you need to read closer.
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