First of all...thats awesome you found those eggs, those look really cool. but kill them immediately if they are velociraptors, science be dammed!
Second of all...aren't german shepherds the best? the only Trustworthy dog laid back enough to wear a scarf like that one moment, and intense enough to rip someones throat out the next.
A woman goes to the doctor to figure out why she is having breathing problems...The doctor tells her she is overweight. She says she wants a second opinion...the doctor says, "your ugly".
Are those monitor lizard eggs? And yeah, that's a trusting dog. If he knew you were having a laugh at his expense...
good thing animals don't know what a joke is.
Here's one for the Aussies: Porsche 911, London Sydney Marathon in 1967. 'Roo bars deluxe!
Never own more cars than you can keep charged batteries in...
That porker is extreme, But wouldnt stop a propper red kangaroo if it was hopping along..
Mona (clutch's dog) is evil. Like, genuine fu*kwithyoubutneveractuallyhurtyou fu*k with you evil..
Always makes you think shes going bite your leg off.
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Not scared. Just weary..
She has the sense of humour of a 7 year old. You know, putting tacks on chairs etc..
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hell no, i want my own raptor minions!
she's pretty easygoing.. i made her wear a shirt once. but she does fight me after dinner.
i guess so, i'll see what happens when they hatch. that 911 is nuts!
she has actually torn most of the muscles in my right arm once i wouldn't give her stick back
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
bit my arm hard enough to separate the muscle fibres, if she was younger with sharper teeth..
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
I have a video to upload of goodson getting bit. Its being processed on youtube right now.
EDIT: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kznwXsE-mik[/ame]
Last edited by whiteballz; 02-03-2010 at 09:55 PM.
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that's just her playing though isn't it?
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Thats the bite that hurt your forarm sunshine. Dont you look like a pansy now?
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I like dogs. I do not like dogs that bite.
How old is she?
9 years. hilarious with kids.
no that's where she crunched my wrist bones a little, she's just playing.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Seems a top dog. I miss my dogs.. it was great seeing them over christmas.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
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