This is a thread for all of the stupid sh*t you have to get outta your system.
EDIT: Hitler moonbase elvis thoeries preffered
I'll start:
Fact: John McCain is a damn pinko spy.
When John McCain was born in 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
The Vietminh enlisted him to spy on this new place called America.
He nefariously collected data for the next 4.5 centuries, but as it was ye olde time, he had no way of sending information to his Commie comrades.
Then along comes this war in Vietnam and McCain volunteers to go out and "fly" a fighter. Instead, after taking off in the Gulf of Tonkin he beelined it for the heart of the Commies secret mountain commune. They spent the next 4 years debriefing McCain on 450 years of American goings on. Unfortunatly for McCain, one day he fell asleep outside one of the torture boxes used on downed pilots, and being Commies, the pinkos though that it was unfair that one man was outside the box and the other man was inside. So, they put him in. Then, they took him out and briefed him on the most devilish mission he would ever undertake and nobody knew what it was, until now...