the offical Karrmann rice alert log thread.

[Karrmann]

The car isn't that rice. All it has is a

Large Exhuast
A big stereo
I think some Nitrous
tinted windows

But no

big spoiler
hood scoop and ugly stuff

ummmmm that's not nitrus...............

[Karrmann]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR!!

more pics of this rice alert!

http://www.platinumpresto.i8.com/escortpic/
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...529559556&rd=1

/\ rice alert up for auction

[Cotterik]

classic californian teens attempt

[carlover]

You Maschosist! Looking for stuff to burn your eyes out! I would buy that car, cut out the sound system in the back, and put it on something nice!!!

[F1_Master]

Karrmann, you'll associate anything that looks rice being rice.

You'll never know until the hood is popped.

[Karrmann]

Karrmann, you'll associate anything that looks rice being rice.

You'll never know until the hood is popped.

I hope you get the crap knocked out of you by a ricer or better yet, get beaten by one at the drag strip. That'll teach you to run your mouth off.

dude, there is a pic of the car with the hood opened and it is all STOCK!

and BTW, a stock american second gen escort has only 88 HP....

[CdocZ]

karmann.........why do you look for these things? as for another thing........there is alot worse (that was done on purpose). ever see a 60 year old looking guy driving a hyundai with moonwalker rims? or for that matter, a suburban with ferrari logo's on it? (ok, ferrari logos arent rice, but its pretty dam stupid!)

[baddabang]

karmann.........why do you look for these things? as for another thing........there is alot worse (that was done on purpose). ever see a 60 year old looking guy driving a hyundai with moonwalker rims? or for that matter, a suburban with ferrari logo's on it? (ok, ferrari logos arent rice, but its pretty dam stupid!)

Its because Deep down inside his heart, he wants to mod his dad's escort to look the same. Karrmann for it do be rice, Dosent it have to be an asian car?

[kko]

Its because Deep down inside his heart, he wants to mod his dad's escort to look the same. Karrmann for it do be rice, Dosent it have to be an asian car?

Nope, theres tones of amereican rice.

[Karrmann]

ok, I saw the EXACT Neon ricer I saw a month ago, a civic with a fartcan on 4 steelies, a civic with a fartcan, a sunfire with a kit, fartcan, and a non functioning hood scoop, and a old crappy rusted out 4 door with ' Acura Integra" on the back.

[Karrmann]

ok, this one is bad.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...531448594&rd=1

[Niko_Fx]

Not riced out at all, but the guy sure has a ricer's attitude:

Vehicle Description

SMOKE CORVETTES AND PORSCHES FOR 1/3 OF THE PRICE!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...spagename=WDVW

[Karrmann]

and the idiot of the week award goes to this guy



http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...sPageName=WDVW

[Spastik_Roach]

Theres a Honda Integra Sedan, bout early 90's, in my town, completely stock except for one of those huge old school style sorta hood scoops, the ones that are quite curved. and ITS MADE FROM CHEAP LOOKING PLASTIC! Ugh it is awful. I also saw a Civic completely stock not even a fart can except for Altezza lights.

[Karrmann]

i forgot to mention that back a few months agio when I was in Kentuckyana, I saw a galant that was assed out in stickers, had racing stripes, a huge wing, custom rims, a fartcan, and on the windshield, It said something Racing, and the R looked like the type r r.

and I saw a Honda Civic HYBRID with a fartcan and custom rims and altezza lights.