the offical Karrmann rice alert log thread.

[SPHFerrari]

oh god, this will be interesting. how can you come back after a ban and bring back up one of your worst and most citircized threads ever? do you not learn?

[Spastik_Roach]

Guys this is what Matt was talking about. Shut up and pull your heads in. I genuinely find this thread interesting and he does do a fair bit of work keepin' it up.

[Juggs]

i couldnt even begin to list some of the attrocities you can find around these parts. i saw like an 91 cavileir that had tons of rust and just beat to shit with a huge ass aluminum wing and fart can the other day. and a while back i saw a lebaron where the kid made side and hood scoops out of bondo and didnt even paint them. it didnt stop there tho. he bondo'd over his tail lights and just left little circles where they could light up. it was super lumpy and just a horrible job on top of the face it was FREAKIN BONDO and not even painted. theres a kid that lives in my neighborhood who has prob like a 95 or possibly older escort and hes got prob accessory you can buy at auto zone on it. chrome hub cabs, a tiny ass sticker in the windsheild that says escort, exhaust tip, little springs that go on the head rest adjusters and just about ever other lame thing you can think of. i could go on and on all day about stupid ass kids around here.

we also have a buncha kids claimin to be the fastest car in town in their stock or nearly stock cars. one claimer has a bone stock stealth R/T but i dont even think its a real R/T cuz its a non-turbo, front wheel drive, automatic. another kid with a stock 6 cyl non-turbo eclipse with a cold air intake. theres another bone stock v6 (old too) 3000gt that the kid thinks hes hot shit in. oh and i forgot to mention the avenger with fart exhaust and ground effex that arent painted and the kid always drives it like hes a race car driver and thinks hes awesome. people around here make me so mad. those kids that are claimin the fastest cars in town i can name 10 cars that are twice as fast and thats just people i know theres some people hidin some crazy cars in this town.

[Prius]

OMG THIS HAS TO BE THE SICKEST THINNG I EVER SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

riced...... FIERO.


i'm tracking this guy down to strangle him.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...spagename=WDVW

[Vaigra]

haha, i saw a civic yesterday with a massive banner down the side saying...

"RICERBOY BODYKITS" LOL!
maybe they think it's a good thing?

[Juggs]

i saw an even more riced fiero than that one the other day..it would put that one to shame. it had a complete body kit like some crazy ass wide body kit i couldnt even barley tell what it was

[Juggs]

oh yeah and also i saw the worst riced car at the gas station the other day when me and my friend were gettin ready to head up to his cabin. picture this- light brown older lumina (the boxy sorta kind), HUGE double decker aluminum wing on the trunk, every single molding piece on the outside of the car was painted red, he had R-racing stickers on both of his side view mirrors, GTR badges on the side, lumina vinyled across the winshield, fart can exhaust (an obnoxious one at that), and some wal mart wheels. inside he had a huge ass tach (the cars an automatic by the way) all his vents were painted red, as well as many other red accents in the car. fast and the furious seat belt pads, R racing floor mats, red dragon (i think it was a dragon..it might have been some kind of crazy design) steering wheel cover and im sure a lot more. i didnt get to see under the hood but im willing to bet it was bone stock except for an auto zone cold air intake. i have seen some pretty bad cars in my life but i think that one had to take the cake, i litterally busted up laughing when he pulled into the gas stall next to us.

whenever one of my friends or me see a lame ass rice burner we always yell "COOL CAR FAG!" i think it would be cool to get that to become a nation wide rebel yell if you will. so feel free to pass that phrase along to your local town.

[Prius]

oh yeah and also i saw the worst riced car at the gas station the other day when me and my friend were gettin ready to head up to his cabin. picture this- light brown older lumina (the boxy sorta kind), HUGE double decker aluminum wing on the trunk, every single molding piece on the outside of the car was painted red, he had R-racing stickers on both of his side view mirrors, GTR badges on the side, lumina vinyled across the winshield, fart can exhaust (an obnoxious one at that), and some wal mart wheels. inside he had a huge ass tach (the cars an automatic by the way) all his vents were painted red, as well as many other red accents in the car. fast and the furious seat belt pads, R racing floor mats, red dragon (i think it was a dragon..it might have been some kind of crazy design) steering wheel cover and im sure a lot more. i didnt get to see under the hood but im willing to bet it was bone stock except for an auto zone cold air intake. i have seen some pretty bad cars in my life but i think that one had to take the cake, i litterally busted up laughing when he pulled into the gas stall next to us.

whenever one of my friends or me see a lame ass rice burner we always yell "COOL CAR FAG!" i think it would be cool to get that to become a nation wide rebel yell if you will. so feel free to pass that phrase along to your local town.

for all you non americans, this is an early model Lumina.


4door


2door

juggs, was the riced one a 4 or 2 door?

[Mustang]

[Prius]

thank you.

[Prius]

BRITISH RICE

[Prius]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...555401220&rd=1


EVEN MORE BRITISH RICE!

[Prius]

OMG, I almost went blind when I saw this. I SAW A RICED AZTEK! It had 22 inch dubs, a wings west bodykit and it was dropped with a fartcan. OUCH!

[shr0olvl]

a quadruplet post... SWEET !

[Nogger]

found this car on the streets of Nice a about 4 years ago...