I'm going to go find some rubber gloves that fit over my riding gloves.. then track you down and give you a cavity search. I know which building you work in now anyway...Originally Posted by whiteballz
Fanatic
I'm going to go find some rubber gloves that fit over my riding gloves.. then track you down and give you a cavity search. I know which building you work in now anyway...
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
Furniture
But what floor? And you'll need a keycard to get past two doors.. we dont take lightly to bike riding pedos' around these parts.
Weekly Quote -
Dick
Furniture
bought an ikea wardrobe. now the fun begins.
so far as i can tell it wants me to hire an architect (has a pencil on his ear), fumble with a hammer and screwdriver with freaky two fat fingered hands, stroke the cupboard suggestively whilst on a magic carpet, and find two nordic strongmen to repeatedly flip it around and round.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Furniture
Thats just Nordic for do a barrel-roll.
Weekly Quote -
Dick
Fanatic
I'm pretty good at blagging my way into places.. I've had to do it before cos my pass here doesn't let me into places I need to get into.
clutch, there's nothing in those instructions a proper man can't do himself...
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
Furniture
no no, they INSIST i hire an architect...regi get in here.
i just noticed they indicate that dry humping causes corners to break and is bad.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Fanatic
A pencil can also denominate a tradesman.. I used to do that when I was building sets. It does look like a round pencil though, which no self respecting tradie would deign to use. Rectangular or nothing!
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
Furniture
They also say that if none of this works you should plug your telephone lead to an IKEA store or something.
I don't get the swedes.
Lack of charisma can be fatal.
Visca Catalunya!
Super Moderator
Bought a set of Tommy armour 845s silver Scot irons, a Taylor made burner driver, Nike sumo 3 wood, and a nickleton hybrid to ante up my golf game. All of it used came to ~$270. Will test on Thursday
Rockefella says:
pat's sister is hawt
David Fiset says:
so is mine
David Fiset says:
do want
For Great Justice.
You want rage face?
I have put together:
our Coffee Table
a Poang Chair
My bedside table
my sisters cabinet
The TV cabinet
the wall mounted unit
all from Ikea.
And our kitchen cabinets are Ikea as well. It's all about how good you are with a bent hexagonal rod >_>...<_< nothing suss.
Also EDIT: are you really that retarded you can't work out you are meant to caber toss the cabinet?
<cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>
Furniture
no i'm still at the part where i place it on a flying persian rug and stroke it suggestively.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
For Great Justice.
That does take some time, you must tame the cabinet before you can put your stuff on it.
Have you tried using vaseline on it's joints?
<cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>
Super Moderator
You're not wearing mittens, like the picture CLEARLY tells you to. No wonder people can't work IKEA manuals...
Fanatic
Oh, is that what it is.. I just thought sweeds had cloven hooves for hands.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
Furniture
well.. i used a hammer pretty indiscriminately
what pimento said, the cartoon is not exactly clear.
also apparently ikea is a scimitar free zone.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
There are currently 6 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 6 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote