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    i think i value sex a lot less now, this method is pretty foolproof because if they say no you can tell them youre joking
    it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha

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    Quote Originally Posted by blingbling View Post
    i think i value sex a lot less now, this method is pretty foolproof because if they say no you can tell them youre joking
    yeah... almost makes me wish i were young, foolish and single...
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    hahahah

    (908): come over and lets see...

    yeah except im not trying to be the 1 millionth customer lol. it can work tho
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    I asked my friend (who's dating someone) and she said she didn't have a donkey that I could tap.

    Touche. She knew I was kidding and I knew that she knew I'd be kidding but it was a good response from her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcpokey View Post
    yeah... almost makes me wish i were young, foolish and single...
    yea, all 3 here
    it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha

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    Quote Originally Posted by blingbling View Post
    yea, all 3 here
    similarly, when i was a freshman in college i constantly jokingly asked a friend of mine from home to marry me... she's now my wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcpokey View Post
    yeah... almost makes me wish i were young, foolish and single...
    from what I understand from this thread, i think I can feel happy that I am old, sane and married. (and can't text on top of that)
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    pieter, im not sure this thread is for you.
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    I'm gonna have a go at this thing with my unsuspecting fiance and post the outcome.

    Ok here it is:

    Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: ?
    Me: aw that wasn't the answer I was hoping for
    Her: Mwahaha I'm keeping you on your toes
    Me: But my toes can only keep me for so long!
    Her: Ha ha two days isn't going to kill you, we will see maybe its your lucky day
    Me: Score!
    Last edited by DesmoRob; 07-30-2009 at 12:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesmoRob View Post
    I'm gonna have a go at this thing with my unsuspecting fiance and post the outcome.
    You dirty bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LTSmash View Post
    You dirty bastard.
    Bastard? yes! Dirty? most definitely


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    T__T. men can get really gross. sorry but its true. and women aren't sexual obects either!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cargirl1990 View Post
    and women aren't sexual obects either!!!!
    correct, they are mostly subjects these days
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    Quote Originally Posted by henk4 View Post
    correct, they are mostly subjects these days
    not impressed... T__T
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    Quote Originally Posted by cargirl1990 View Post
    T__T. men can get really gross. sorry but its true. and women aren't sexual obects either!!!!
    Really? So thaaat's what I've been doing wrong.

    Seriously, though, you trying to tell me women never treat men like a piece of meat?
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